What will M'aiq say? : V

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:52 am

The things M'aiq has to say are most times related to the things we rant about here but they won't put in the game,

so my question to you guys is what will he tell in skyrim, my Idea's so far.

"some people want to become friends with dragons. I know I don't they are much to big and much to dangerous"

"some people would like it if there where more peoples living in Skyrim. I wouldn't like that Idea, it would be over crowded then"

your Ideas?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:41 am

It has not been confirmed that M'aiq will be in Skyrim.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:56 pm

It has not been confirmed that M'aiq will be in Skyrim.

There has already been a dozen of these threads, just for fun.

'M'aiq heard people want to have crossbows. M'aiq does not understand why people want a bow in the shape of a cross.'

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:47 am

I would be astonished if he wouldn't make a reference to windmills and river rapids.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:42 pm

There has already been a dozen of these threads, just for fun.

'M'aiq heard people want to have crossbows. M'aiq does not understand why people want a bow in the shape of a cross.'

LOL. This.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:10 am

Just for reference:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:M%27Aiq_the_Liar
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:M%27aiq_the_Liar

M'Aiq is awesome extremely genious :bowdown:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:40 am

"Some people say they want a a long stick with a blade. M'Aiq thinks they are foolish, as they can already have that" (spears VS dual weilding)

"M'Aiq thinks people are too attached to numbers, and not enough to reality" (lack of attributes VS the fact that they're in anyways, just not shown the same way)

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:01 pm

"M'Aiq see people fighting over colored boxes , great wars and wasted energy, M'Aiq don't understand there are so many troubles on Nirn for to fight over boxes"

excuse my limited english :unsure:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:20 am

'People want to combine their magic. M'aiq doesn't understand why people would set their own summoned skeleton on fire.'

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:28 pm

From another thread...

M'aiq hears some say that the water in Skyrim doesn't look like water at all. M'aiq wonders why they would think it was water, if it doesn't look like it.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:13 am

"You hear about this new religion? They pray to their Gods Beth and Esda to take away all spiders..what if they dont like M'aiq? Will they want M'aiq gone as well?"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:23 am

As last thread about M'aiq, a lot of these are just snarky remarks about peoples preferences for the game.
Not funny.
Lets try to keep it genuinely funny?

I still like the one I made up to explain why he is in Skyrim after 200 years. Its my signature.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:08 am

M'aiq has always told of Dragons, and now they are here. But still none believe M'aiq about naked liches. If you see one, be sure to look away.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:55 pm

M'aiq misses Dar-ma, Tamriel won't be the same without her"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:55 pm

maiq has heard rumour of dwemer night vision goggles with programmable satNAV

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:34 am

M'aiq misses Dar-ma, Tamriel won't be the same without her"

Awww man i love Dar-ma :nope: i will miss her too "Myyyy Heeero"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:24 pm

people ask M'aiq why he has lived for 200 years
M'aiq says it is becuase he always runs, so time cant touch him

M'aiq found a magic staff that explodes and flings metal

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:31 am

M'aiq used to feel strong and fast; smart and wilful; popular, endurable, agile and lucky, but now M'aiq can only feel...perky. M'aiq blames the cold...what else could it be?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:25 am

"M'aiq wonders why people want to fight without weapons...M'aiq thinks choice svcks [censored]"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:34 pm

to people who have doubts that maiq will be in skyrim he is our voice why wouldnt he be in skyrim. anyway heres an idea "M'aiq has heard there are people who wish to mount a dragon....M'aiq thinks they are perverts."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:28 am

M'aiq wonders why people want to marry; How can you save world when running errands for wife?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:55 am

"M'aiq has heard there are people who wish to mount a dragon....M'aiq thinks they are perverts."

Oh, thats funny. I like it.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:04 pm

"See? Maiq speaks the truth. Maiq said he saw dragons very high up. In Skyrim, it is too cold, so they are lower. Now you can see dragons too, no? Maiq said they were invisible also, perhaps Maiq doesnt tell the whole truth, but only fools believe everything they here."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:43 pm

M'aiq thinks people who jump on dragons back are stupid...and dead.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:42 am

People say windmill is wrong way round
M'aiq thinks people are wrong way round