"Everyone told M'aiq to get a job, M'aiq has too many important things to do."
"Throw your weapon? But what if you can't find it?"
"M'aiq knows the world is shrinking. M'aiq has seen it."
"M'aiq has seen many caves. Well, M'aiq is not sure. They all look the same."
"M'aiq loves to travel quickly. M'aiq gets so much more done."
"M'aiq doesn't understand why someone put a book in their cannon."
"You want to know how old is M'aiq? M'aiq doesn't know numbers, how many is V, IV, III?"
"Dragons? No, I believe they are all dead by now."
"M'aiq misses mudcrabs. They are the most delicious creatures."
"It seems like some traders can't see an item has been stolen, but M'aiq knows..."
"M'aiq is not sure why anyone would sell their belongings to a scamp."
"M'aiq does not like making spells. In fact, M'aiq prefers no spells at all."
"Some say the world is starting to look more like an apple. M'aiq leaves those people alone."
"If survival was an option, M'aiq wouldn't have to run so much!"
"What is a toggle? Ah, yes. M'aiq sees them on everything. Grass, shadows, water..."

BUT NO. I tried, but this isn't what I would like to see.

I want to climb up to a frozen peak and see a body sticking partially out of the snow with a letter in its hand: "Snowy Skyrim is very beautiful, but it's so hard to keep from freezing."
Maybe with an option to leave some gold or items as an offering, like the shrines in Morrowind. Somehow each donation would impart a secret to you.

Heheheh these are great!

As long as M'aiq is in the game spinning his lies, I'll be a happy nord.

Good job! :goodjob:

What, you don't think these guys have had the overall plot for TES series figured out for 10 years? You have to think ahead with these things or else your games dont fit together nicely, and you make a group of games with crappy stories. They probably could make a majority of the main quests for TES:VI and possibly even TES:VII right now.

M'aiq is worried about those that jump to conclusions so he will call a whaambulance for them.M'aiq is also generous so he will offer a whineakin while they wait.

M'aiq does not know many things about mounts but knew a shepard who mounted many things.

This literally made me laugh out loud. :laugh:

there are going to be perks.....

I can see m'aiq making a comment about spellmaking.

M'aiq likes making spells, so useful. But M'aiq is always very careful and always starts by spreading a clean sheet on the ground.

M'aiq is most likely dead so i dunno if he will be back, unless he undead.


they probably were planing to use the dragons plot for a future TES

He's the avatar of Rajhin, Khajiiti patron of liars and thieves!

"Some Argonians think they are of the same kin as the Dragons. M'aiq thinks they're idiots."

"M'aiq has heard of a great Redguard King, he wants to teach everyone Restoration! M'aiq thinks this is stupid"

best one i've heard

"Why would you want to create zombie? Zombie wants to eat you. You want to create something that wants to eat you?"

M'aiq on the no-show of necromancy

I shall not be provoked.

"M'aiq is lost. You have a compass?"

M'aiq does not understand why so many are against hand holding.M'aiq thinks these people should get a girlfriend and try it.

"Of course M'aiq owns spear, Argonian maids like spears"

"M'aiq now thinks that Children are the future and that they should share in the fun, A certain Champion convinced me that I was wrong".

"Classes, why should M'aiq pick a class if I'm not gonna throw a fireball any time soon".

"M'aiq saw a Dragon and now there is more of them what will M'aiq do".

"Spears M'aiq prefers a Sword, or a Mace".

"Some people think Skyrim could be less fake. M'aiq thinks Skyrim is real enough."

:thumbsup:

These are stupid beyond comprehension, but try to bear with me.

"Why would you want to ride a horse? M'aiq had a horse but the stupid dragons ate it. M'aiq does not mind, M'aiq thinks horses are smelly."

"School of Mysticism? M'aiq is very mystified by magic anyway, why would need a school to be mystified?"

"M'aiq had once a deep relationship. M'aiq got tired after two weeks. Now M'aiq prefers quantity over quality."

"M'aiq wonders why people would want to sit. M'aiq's bum aches even thinking about it."

"M'aiq likes that Skyrim is so small that he can walk across it in fifteen minutes, espcecially after the dragons ate the horses."

"Why would anyone want to jump? M'aiq hit his head on the roof after jumping in joy hearing the horses were eaten by the dragons."

"Too much snow? M'aiq thinks it's good everything is covered in snow. Makes it easier for M'aiq to forget that godawful Morrowind."

"Having guns is better than fighting with big knives. M'aiq feels much safer now."

"Spears. M'aiq will stick one up yours if It ever brings that subject up again."

"Lore. Schmore".

I'm beginning to think I'm alone in appreciating the graphics/freezing pun. :shrug:
Oh well.

why would people want spears to poke enemies? M'aiq uses a spear all the time to stab the food on the plate.

If M'aiq says something like that, I will be so pissed off :tongue:

lol three days and no one flipped out but you bro

Some say M'aiq cannot die. Then again, some say M'aiq is liar!

Some people want to know why M'aiq likes callipers! M'aiq says if you don't know your missing out!

People say M'aiq always talks in the 3rd person. No I don't!

(perhaps he could be a ghost wandering the wilderness of Skyrim)