What will M'aiq the Liar say in Skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:11 am

With people still asking this question, I believe they will bring back this response:
Multiplayer.
"M'Aiq does not know this word. You wish others to help you in your quest? Coward! If you must, search for the Argonian Im-Leet, or perhaps the big Nord, Rolf the Uber. They will certainly wish to join you."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:24 am

"Sloads are fat, ugly, and disgusting. They make M'aiq ill. Some people want to be Sloads. M'aiq thinks these people are stupid."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:18 am

People, try to leave the 'main stream' out of this.. That's a topic which will offend people and we're here about M'aiq, not each other's mom's.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:55 pm

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» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:51 pm

M'aiq hears people say they wish to fly on dragons. M'aiq has this to say to them: you are stupid.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:06 am

People, try to leave the 'main stream' out of this.. That's a topic which will offend people and we're here about M'aiq, not each other's mom's.

:meh:

"Some people like that there are always fewer and fewer skills in Tamriel. M'aiq agrees. M'aiq needs only Speed and Speechcraft, all other skills are a waste."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:58 am

"M'aiq likes his friends, but he doesn't want them getting in the way of his adventures."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:06 am

i dont care i just want to kill him

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:49 am

:meh:

"Some people like that there are always fewer and fewer skills in Tamriel. M'aiq agrees. M'aiq needs only Speed and Speechcraft, all other skills are a waste."

...That one is actually really good!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:46 am

"Sloads are fat, ugly, and disgusting. They make M'aiq ill. Some people want to be Sloads. M'aiq thinks these people are stupid."

I liked your idea of M'aiq running a zoo in Skyrim.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:16 am

"Hip? Hop? As Khajiit, M'aiq hip and hops all the time. M'aiq sees nothing wrong."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:56 pm

I hope it will be the same M'aiq, and that he'll give some ridiculous reason to explain away how he's still alive, like "M'aiq's mother was half-elf, or maybe she wasn't".

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:47 am

"Maiq has heard a lot about this terrible main stream, but M'aiq has not found it yet. Probably for the best - swimming in it makes you stupid, and M'aiq is no fool."

We have a winner!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:46 am

"Maiq hears of people who want to stop time. Maiq thinks that they are cheaters."
-VATS

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:12 am

"Maiq has heard a lot about this terrible main stream, but M'aiq has not found it yet. Probably for the best - swimming in it makes you stupid, and M'aiq is no fool."

That made me laugh for like 5 minutes, no joke.

"Maiq has listened to thease things called 'forums'.Maiq does not understand their 'lol's and 'l33t's. Maiq is scared thease people will take over." Best I could do atm :sadvaultboy:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:45 pm

"Maiq has heard a lot about this terrible main stream, but M'aiq has not found it yet. Probably for the best - swimming in it makes you stupid, and M'aiq is no fool."

Hahahaha thats great!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:23 am

"Maiq has heard that some people want to use exploding iron tubes. Maiq does not understand this. Maiq thinks that they are very very stupid."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:04 am

"M'aiq has heard of people trying to find out what songs mean. M'aiq prefers to just enjoy the music."

"Some people would want more cities. M'aiq wonders why one wouldn't rather have everything in one place."

"There are people that want to throw small bits of metal at their enemies. M'aiq thinks they are stupid. Much better to have a large piece of metal in your hands."

"M'aiq does not understand why people want boats. Much safer on dry land. Much drier on dry land."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:48 am

"Some people want to fly through the air. Maiq does not understand. Why fly over the landscape when you can walk and enjoy it?"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:53 pm

"Some say M'aiq should fly on dragons, but M'aiq is no fool. He knows they just want to see M'aiq fall."

"M'aiq has heard rumors about seasons, but he thinks it would slow time far too much."

"Many wished M'aiq to travel to the frozen north, but M'aiq does not like the cold."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:38 am

"M'aiq told you he had seen a dragon, and you did not believe M'aiq? Do you think M'aiq is a liar?"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:21 am

Challenging and fulfilling gameplay? M'aiq say profit margin more important than greasy nerd losers with standards.

Interesting combat? M'aiq say mortal combat should not be fun.

Lore? M'aiq say get a life, you fat neckbeards.

Interesting caves? M'aiq say what are you, a geologist?

Quality games? Who do you think M'aiq is, a wizard?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:22 am

"Maiq hears several people wanting Skyrim to be like the past. Maiq does not understand this. Maiq prefers the cold."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:59 am

I expect M'aiq to be in this game, no matter how far into the future it is.
And I still dont think its going to be after the infernal city, I could be wrong.
"People think M'aiq should have died a long time ago. M'aiq simply ages well"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:51 pm

"Some people were concerned that M'aiq would freeze in the cold north. M'aiq knew he would be fine, for he is covered in fur, like a Nord."