What will M'aiq the Liar say in Skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:17 pm

"Some people want huge maps. Maiq thinks they are very very stupid. Walking makes Maiq's feet hurt."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:35 pm

"Some people say M'aiq should have died long ago. These people are stupid. M'aiq is old, but not dead."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:24 am

"Some people want see-through windows. M'aiq thinks they are stupid. Why would you want to look at the sea?"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:23 am

"Some people want see-through windows. M'aiq thinks they are stupid. Why would you want to look at the sea?"

:lol:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:51 am

some people want to make potions explode, but they drink potions? why would someone want to make themselves expode? maiq thinks these people are idiots/extremists...

some people want tattoos- what would their mothers think?

seriously though, i want the game with almost everything we asked for, the only jokes maiq should make are about mainstream and guns, we do not need main streamness and guns

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:27 pm

some people want to make potions explode, but they drink potions? why would someone want to make themselves expode? maiq thinks these people are idiots/extremists...

some people want tattoos- what would their mothers think?

seriously though, i want the game with almost everything we asked for, the only jokes maiq should make are about mainstream and guns, we do not need main streamness and guns

M'aiq has heard many people object to things being too "mainstream and shallow." M'aiq does not understand why people think a brook is deeper than a river.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:08 am

"M'aiq sees you bought the console version...oh dear....if there is something you dont like about the game, please leave a message next to a pair of calipers and i will read it"

and for people who get it on PC

"Maiq sees you bought the PC version.......i guess you are going to be constantly restarting the game over and over again.....sigh....Maiq would also appreciate that you leave my clothes on."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:55 am

"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:O2V9necuMTWR4M:http://www.imperial-library.info/dogate/til_fishystick.jpg&t=1

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:05 am

"M'aiq told you he had seen a dragon, and you did not believe M'aiq? Do you think M'aiq is a liar?"

This

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:57 am

"M'aiq does not like all this warm weather, it makes the cows sprout wings"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:11 am

"You should know that M'aiq is champion lionputa. M'aiq half lion, half puta."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:04 am

Some people want Khajiit and Argonians to not wear shoes. M'aiq likes shoes. Much better to let shoes wear out from running rather than bare feet.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:17 am

If it happens to be 200 years after Oblivion, I doubt M'aiq will be alive. Perhaps there's a M'aiq IV? A family tree of liars.

omg imagine the madness as you are surrounded by a group of M'aiqs all LYING THEIR PANTS OFF :bonk:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 am

"M'aiq values his freedom. M'aiq can't understand why people want to be held back for no good reason."

"M'aiq hears that there are some who want to join clubs that involve eating people. Very sad. Horse clubs would be so much better..."

"Morrowind isn't such a nice place these days. Maybe people will no longer want to go back there." :meh:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:32 pm

M'aiq knows of people in the shadows creepy m'aiq likes the light.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:53 am

"M'aiq Thinks Levitating Is Stupid. Why Float When You Can Jump?"

-M'aiq On Levitation

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:47 am

M'aiq knows much. M'aiq has heard that many people are calling for the end of time. M'aiq likes his time, many people must be sad. M'aiq is not sad. M'aiq is happy, very happy.
-If Story is not about World-Eater

M'aiq knows much. Many people talk of Akavir, even want Akavir to invade. Stupid people, stupid to want to be invaded.
-If story is not about Akavir. '

Many people spend all their time trying to figure out the future by looking at carvings on rocks. M'aiq think it's much better to wait and see the future.
-On the subject of trailer and Frieze anolysis

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:14 am

"M'aiq told you he had seen a dragon, and you did not believe M'aiq? Do you think M'aiq is a liar?"

Awesome! :thumbsup:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:52 pm

"M'aiq is hungry, M'aiq needs a fishystick. Do you have a fishystick to give for M'aiq?"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:40 am

If it happens to be 200 years after Oblivion, I doubt M'aiq will be alive. Perhaps there's a M'aiq IV? A family tree of liars.

he fell into a pit and froze and happend to defrost just before our story begins. walks into us and tells us if we give him his clothes and we run around skyrim naked we will get fishysticks. and that's how we ended up in jail this time. might be how we got in jail in oblivion also. :unsure2:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:37 am

M'aiq has heard many people object to things being too "mainstream and shallow." M'aiq does not understand why people think a brook is deeper than a river.

Heh, that one is actually pretty funny.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:01 am

"Some people want to have wooden sticks that are too long to fit in M'aiq's backpack. M'aiq thinks they are stupid."
"M'aiq has heard of sick people that want other people's limbs to fall off. Probably the same ones that wanted to see him naked two centuries ago. Very sad indeed."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:31 pm

"M'aiq has heard of people who want to be in space. Is there not space enough down here?"

"Some people would want Skyrim to fall out. It is already so cold here, M'aiq wants it to stay inside!"

"M'aiq thinks people who want to Move are stupid. If only M'aiq could settle down himself."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 pm

"M'aiq hears talk of 3-D. Where are these three D's? Will they just jump out of nowhere?"

That's all I can think of for now.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:45 pm

This topic makes me feel that it would be inspiring for Skyrim's main story to involve M'aiq the Liar. As in, he takes the form of a manipulator or informant in the main plot and his motives are obscure all the way to the end. That he has somehow found a way to live all this time and has built a network of spies, the likes of which the Nord government can't put any count of heads for. That his bloody past and suspicion of involvement in a bloody Nord noble massacre has made him increasingly paranoid.