What will M'aiq the Liar say in Skyrim? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:26 am

There won't be a Mike the Liar. There will be hidden sweet rolls with silly fortunes inside.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:09 am

"Insert poorly concealed insult to Morrowind fans"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:11 pm

I sure as hell hope not. I've never thought M'aiq the Liar was interesting from the start. He was more annoying if anything, kinda like Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode I. I hated that roger rabbit looking thing. lol

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:52 pm

I sure as hell hope not. I've never thought M'aiq the Liar was interesting from the start. He was more annoying if anything, kinda like Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode I. I hated that roger rabbit looking thing. lol

"Jar Jar, You're a Genius!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:31 am

My apologies. I didn't mean to be insulting. Someone needs explain specifically how it is an insult to Morrowind fans. Mark spoilers if you must. I meant that this thread is showing a lot of M'aiq appreciation and my imagination took its own direction, that he could be more than some feline fortune cookie.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:05 am

he fell into a pit and froze and happend to defrost just before our story begins. walks into us and tells us if we give him his clothes and we run around skyrim naked we will get fishysticks. and that's how we ended up in jail this time. might be how we got in jail in oblivion also. :unsure2:

interesting :read:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:55 pm

"Insert poorly concealed insult to Morrowind fans"

'k, I'll give it a go:
"M'Aiq has heard many people who say they wish to visit Morrowind. M'Aiq does not understand why anyone would want to visit a smouldering crater." :whistling:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:18 pm

When M'aiq is fatigued, he enjoy's a refreshing drink of Coka-Cola....(pulls out a can of Coke and takes a drink) Ahhhh Coka-Cola! (Grins while staring at you for 5 seconds) /end product placement

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:34 pm

"M'aiq does not understand why people always want to change this world, if they don't like it they can leave."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:20 am

"I'm watching you, scum"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:17 am

M'aiq knows much. You finally saw a dragon, M'aiq does not lie after all. But, perhaps M'aiq does anyway.

M'aiq knows more ways than you do to shout in the dragon language. Perhaps if you give M'aiq a fishy stick M'aiq may teach you some. Perhaps not.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:43 am

"M'aiq once lockpicked a door to a house when he went visiting to Cyrodiil, the person inside stared at me instead of chasing me out his house. Very strange"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:15 pm

"Maiq likes the font of the menu. Maiq doesn't understand how anyone could be angry about the font."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:54 am

"M'aiq still has not heard a good fable. Perhaps M'aiq raised hopes too much"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:38 pm

I figure M'aiq the Liar isn't a single character but a title, like the Dali Llama. A Khajiit shaman.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:46 pm

M'aiq does not understand why walking is better than riding dragons. M'aiq has always wanted to ride his mother-in-law.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:36 pm

Dragons are back? M'aiq would get off that horse if he were you...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:47 pm

I reckon:

"hardcoe? No thankyou i think Skyrim is a tough enough place as it is."

"Make Skyrim like Morrowind? I don't think so one province full of Dunmer is enough for me."

"Perks? No I don't have any perks other than my perky smile"

if khajiit can live for over 200 years, then maiq will be a skyrim easter egg imo

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:38 pm

"Who is M'aiq? Who are you?" He will be senile.

...or will he? *dun dun DUN!!!*

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:48 pm

"M'aiq has many fantasies. His first few were truly exciting, but he fears his final ones will be a disappointment."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:35 pm

"M'aiq hears many people who talk about spears and polearms. Why would any want a stick when they can have a sword?"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:38 pm

M'aiq is like the TES Tom Bombadil. There is no predicting or explaining him, he will always be a mystery no matter how much we know.

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/bombadil.htm

This Bombadil theory actually makes a lot of sense. :wink:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:17 pm

M'aiq will probably have quite a bit to say in Skyrim. After all, everyone knows that M'aiq is the real Dragonborn, not your character. Why else would he treat you with such contempt, like he did in the last game?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:49 am

"Major Skills, now why would M'aiq want to Major in Destruction, when he can't throw a Fireball".

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:13 am

M'aiq wishes he had a stick of fishies to give you, sadly he does not.