What will M'aiq the Liar say in Skyrim? : V

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:00 am

I reckon:

"hardcoe? No thankyou i think Skyrim is a tough enough place as it is."

"Make Skyrim like Morrowind? I don't think so one province full of Dunmer is enough for me."

"Perks? No I don't have any perks other than my perky smile"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:46 am

You need to practice more

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:45 am

"Argonians conquered Morrowind. M'aiq is fine with that, he didn't like the Dunmer in the first place."

"M'aiq thinks you should wear more clothing. M'aiq get's cold just by looking at you."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:17 am

"Why would you want to climb walls? There are plenty of gates as it is."

"Cells? No, M'aiq has never been in a cell. It sounds unpleasant."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:00 pm

" M'aiq hears people want to farm, M'aiq thinks farming is boring, hard work. Plenty of food, no need for M'iaq to farm."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:53 am

If it happens to be 200 years after Oblivion, I doubt M'aiq will be alive. Perhaps there's a M'aiq IV? A family tree of liars.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:55 am

funny how he knew of the dragons coming even in morrowind
he says they are everywhere but far up in the sky and hidden...holy [censored]z

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:24 am

If it happens to be 200 years after Oblivion, I doubt M'aiq will be alive. Perhaps there's a M'aiq IV? A family tree of liars.

M'aiq is like the TES Tom Bombadil. There is no predicting or explaining him, he will always be a mystery no matter how much we know.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:59 am

I know it won't happen, but I would LOVE to hear him say "Why would you want to play in a box? Boxes are so restricting, once they're full, you can't put anything else in them!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:39 am

"Some people want iron bars which explode, M'aiq thinks they are stupid"

-M'aiq on guns.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:23 am

"Some people think I'd be dead by now, but this cat has nine lives"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:29 am

"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:17 am

M'aiq Hears everyone say that Morrowind is a great place to be, but M'aiq thinks its just dull

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:24 pm

"People call M'aiq M'iaq, these people do not sit well with M'aiq"

- M'aiq on people spelling his name wrong

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:10 am

''M'aiq knows that friends are good, but they get in the way sometimes.''

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:13 pm

"You want to kill M'aiq because of all the reasonable suggestions he scoffed at in Oblivion? How can you kill that which is essential? If you want to move the pieces wherever you like, play checkers, do not read the Elder Scrolls."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:53 am

"What good is climbing? M'aiq qould rather use the door than climb over."

"M'aiq likes armour that fits him. Armour that is the wrong size would be painful to wear!"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:27 am

If "Infernal city" is any indication, M'aiq will be pretty old by the setting of skyrim......but, I would love a cameo by fargoth. New, engine, new physics, new weapons = plenty new ways to kill fargoth.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:56 am

"Skyrim was released on schedule"

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:36 pm

"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

What, did M'aiq got neutered? IIRC he used to speak about island full of naked people with lust in his cat eyes!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:28 am

"Ah M'aiq has come across many travelers who ask him silly questions, are you one? or have you come to dance."

"M'aiq has been alone for so so long, M'aiq likes it this way. no annoying people with strange names"

"M'aiq doesn't know what he was thinking when he wandered into this part of Tamriel...."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:30 am

"M'aiq hears there are some who can stop time. But this would make M'aiq's birthday be later."

~M'aiq on VATS

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:20 pm

"Maiq has heard a lot about this terrible main stream, but M'aiq has not found it yet. Probably for the best - swimming in it makes you stupid, and M'aiq is no fool."

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:38 am

"Ladders? Climbing ladders is too difficult... M'aiq prefers steps."

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:42 pm

"Dumbing down? Who's dumb? Down where? M'aiq likes to keep things simple stupid, but M'aiq is not dumb"