What will Skyrim's favourite wood elf be?

Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:32 am

In Morrowind we had Fargoth, in Oblivion we had the adoring fan. What do you think will everyone's favourite Bosmer in Skyrim do? :)
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:34 am

None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
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Nany Smith
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:19 am

A bosmer child with a lisp in his voice that tags along with you.

Hey Mister!: Are you gonna kill a dragon huh huh? I'm a dragon watch me RAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Hey Mister!: If the dragon kills you, its ok if I eat you right?

Hey Miss: Can I try out your sword, I'll just borrow it real quick, only a second!




Welcome to another deeper level of hell.
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Isabella X
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:08 am

A cosplaying elf who dresses up as Elder scrolls favorites, M'aiq, Jiub, etc but dose a horrible impression of them.
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Margarita Diaz
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:07 pm

None. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Really? :) You think they'd cut the tradition?
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Casey
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 7:38 am

Really? :) You think they'd cut the tradition?

No, they'll have one of those little bastards bugging me for sure. Won't stop me from killing him before he even has the chance to approach me though.

I hate Bosmer.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:26 am

Some Bosmer who claims to be the great grand son of the most annoying Bosmer ever but doesnt realize that it is him
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Damien Mulvenna
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:34 am

one thats totally out of his mind from to much skooma.
pretty much a town drunk
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Sara Lee
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:06 pm

Todd Howard.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:45 am

Hopefully someone who doesn't respawn this time.... "adoring fan, could you DIE and DON'T come back for once?!?"
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 10:37 am

The instance you kill your first dragon, you will acquire an "essential" adoring fan mounted on an essential cliff racer, following you around, talking endlessly in repeating loops and getting alarmed as you try to steal anything, and alerting guards, and it would become virtually impossible to sneak around the enemies.

The cliff racer would shriek harshly at intervals, and alert monsters around, but as they come to investigate, it would fly away and leave you to deal with the problems, and then they return.

As conversations happen in the real time, the new adoring fan would always join any conversation you start with any NPC, and ruin any chance that you might have with influencing those NPCs to do as you like.

He would have a lot of comments on any action that you perform, and his tone would river dance on your nerves, as the smirk on his face.

He is your shadow, for the rest of the game.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:43 am

Todd Howard.

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1158493-hub-update-jan-13-2011-thread-3/page__p__16981981__fromsearch__1#entry16981981
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 8:28 am

Todd Howard.

Please don't make me hate my favorite game developer.
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Sara Lee
 
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Post » Mon May 16, 2011 11:37 pm

@DCDeacon Fallout 3 - Annoying Man, Oblivion - Adoring Fan. What's next? Perhaps a Pedophile Priest?
@AGiesing I put nothing past our designers. I don't know what they have in store for us...yet. :-)

That's what he said on 14 januari.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:31 am

You venture up the mountain to meet the greybeards for the very first time. They tell you, that you are Dragonborn and that you will be trained in the way of the voice so that one day, when the time comes, you will be ready to save the world. They say that your training will come from the most powerful voice among them--a foreign 'tongue' whose Thu'um is so strong, he must be kept gagged at all times. A 'tongue' so mighty that lesser men have gone mad listening to him speak; others turned deaf, dumb and blind.

*cue the drums* *cue the chants* *cue the epic orchestral melody*

The greybeards lead you higher up the mountain's slope. Near the summit, a huge pair of doors open to reveal a chamber carved into its peak. So large are the doors that it takes no less than ten greybeards heaving with all their strength, to swing each.

A lone, squat, figure stands in the shadows beyond the threshold. He slowly steps out and into the light. There's something oddly familiar about the face; about the golden blond hair and the beady eyes. The gag he wears comes loose and falls to his side....

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!" he shouts in excitement.

Oh no...not again. You run to the side of the mountain and dive.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:36 am

Fangoth.
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neil slattery
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:15 am

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1158493-hub-update-jan-13-2011-thread-3/page__p__16981981__fromsearch__1#entry16981981

LOL!
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:12 am

In Morrowind we had Fargoth, in Oblivion we had the adoring fan. What do you think will everyone's favourite Bosmer in Skyrim do? :)


Sorry I dont think I get the joke but how is Fargoth any more annoying than any other wood elf in Morrowind?

Hopefully someone who doesn't respawn this time.... "adoring fan, could you DIE and DON'T come back for once?!?"


Oh admit it, you know you love that little guy, why else would you keep returning to the arena and let him follow you around?
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 6:30 am

Please don't make me hate my favorite game developer.




BLASPHEMY!!!!


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTp_bKueKroYtVCSrUYb3NvCD89AxgMCU6Y1ncsEwrEeS5nF0ibiQ
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 6:33 am

Todd Howard.

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1158493-hub-update-jan-13-2011-thread-3/page__p__16981981__fromsearch__1#entry16981981

Please don't make me hate my favorite game developer.

:rofl:

The instance you kill your first dragon, you will acquire an "essential" adoring fan mounted on an essential cliff racer, following you around, talking endlessly in repeating loops and getting alarmed as you try to steal anything, and alerting guards, and it would become virtually impossible to sneak around the enemies.

The cliff racer would shriek harshly at intervals, and alert monsters around, but as they come to investigate, it would fly away and leave you to deal with the problems, and then they return.

As conversations happen in the real time, the new adoring fan would always join any conversation you start with any NPC, and ruin any chance that you might have with influencing those NPCs to do as you like.

He would have a lot of comments on any action that you perform, and his tone would river dance on your nerves, as the smirk on his face.

He is your shadow, for the rest of the game.

The adoring fan on a cliff racer? Please, don't give us nightmares :vaultboy:
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Alycia Leann grace
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 10:05 am

A cosplaying elf who dresses up as Elder scrolls favorites, M'aiq, Jiub, etc but dose a horrible impression of them.


This would actually be pretty awesome, so long as I could eventually, y'know, kill them. I had big ladylike giggles just thinking about it.
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Timara White
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:30 pm

:clap:
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Oyuki Manson Lavey
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 8:52 am

Only if they give my a cliff to throw him off...

repeatedly...
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