So what's up with Bethesda not showing us beards? : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:00 pm

That's not a beard.

THIS is a beard. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/08/viking.jpg

No, no, no, no...The http://images.uesp.net/0/09/SI-npc-Sheogorath.jpg has him beat...

http://www.shavingstuff.com/images/hans.jpg

Sheogorath would execute this guy for having a beard that rivals His own... :violin:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:44 am

That's not a beard.

THIS is a beard. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/08/viking.jpg

God that is beautiful. Beards are such magnificent creatures.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 am

Hey yeah... Why no beards yet, Bethesda?! What's with all these beardless screens!?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:40 am

http://www.shavingstuff.com/images/hans.jpg

This man is probably a dragonborn I can't really think of any other explanation.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:30 am

The giant in the trailer has a beard!

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:53 pm

This man is probably a dragonborn I can't really think of any other explanation.

Even the dragonborn can invoke the wrath of the Madgod. He should watch himself with that beard--Sheogorath is a very jealous Daedric Prince...

bliviongate:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:18 am

I have a beard

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:34 am

I wouldn't expect too much in the way of good looking facial hair. So far all of the hair I've seen on the characters in game are less than good.

Theres clipping, weird angles, and other issues.

The hair on the orc looks like something a dog left behind. Imagine a dog leaving something on a nords chin and there's your beard.

Well that's a pessimistic way of looking at it. I love the Orc's chin scruff.

I have a beard

Dovahkiin?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:28 am

Sheogorath will be pissed when he sees how many people will have beards. His 'drop-people-50-thousand-feet-into-an-altar' pile is going to stack up high.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:51 am

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2011/01/14/joke-image-Beard-Cage.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-image/2011011434&usg=__pXUCXJ3i3mQOb-vcVOL7bNxtkYE=&h=360&w=480&sz=17&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=rlqhsjh6rIqaGM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=207&ei=no6uTe-UMcWftgesoKncAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbeard%2Bcage%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D609%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=344&vpy=101&dur=588&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=133&ty=121&oei=no6uTe-UMcWftgesoKncAw&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:11 am

Sheogorath will be pissed when he sees how many people will have beards. His 'drop-people-50-thousand-feet-into-an-altar' pile is going to stack up high.

see? that's what I'm saying! you know what I'm talking about!

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:16 am

Because they haven't grown in yet...Come on, guys...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:56 am

didnt you see the undead nords? they all had beards

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:38 am

We know beards are in the game. Is there going to a special Skyrim beard bonanza revealing? If I make a Nord, I want a beard! :brokencomputer:

haha! I sure hope we get some beards. Big nasty hairy beards, clean cut military beards, wild man beards, long waving wizard beards, santa beards, bloody beards, beards on our beards on our beards. yeah!

Way too beardy man.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:32 am

Because they haven't grown in yet...Come on, guys...

Looks like yours has though.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:07 pm

Looks like yours has though.

I lol'd hard.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:52 am

Looks like yours has though.

:rofl:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:34 am

This should be the new anthem of Skyrim. Aka TES V:Beards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:23 am

Still growing them after heat of Oblivion flames.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:27 pm

Maybe they don't look good texture wise at the moment, which is why they're not showing 'em yet

Clearly to ensure a maximum level of manly, hyper-realistic beardiness the Bethesda developers have taken to growing their own beards, which will be photographed and digitized into the game. Presumably on 11/10/11.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:16 pm

Aren't you the same person who made the thread "So what's up with Bethesda not showing us woman"?

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:38 am

Clearly to ensure a maximum level of manly, hyper-realistic beardiness the Bethesda developers have taken to growing their own beards, which will be photographed and digitized into the game. Presumably on 11/10/11.

:rofl: