There are way too many parts of this thread that are absolutely brilliant.
I must respond to all of them at once.

Thank you. My sides have never hurt more and my eyes have never cried more. My body is so full of endorphins that they're forming their own standing army. This is the best thread on the internet right now. I love you guys. :cryvaultboy:

My question is just how many adventurers are there left?
And why are they the one's with the arrows in the knees?
Seems to me it would be more dangerous being a guard.

I don't always take an arrow to the knee, but when I do I am adventuring. Stay dodgy, my friends.