What Do Women Want? : Othor Games

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:47 am

It turns out that Disney Channel was right all along, just be yourself.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:11 am

Agreed. Having that kind of mindset and attitude is, in general, not very endearing to anyone and probably a bigger problem than anything else.

I've yet to meet a gal who likes a man with an ego. Actually, I just wait for her to make a compliment, then I say something witty. Woo! I'm whatever she complimented me for, and sense of humor! Combo! :celebration:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:32 am

I've yet to meet a gal who likes a man with an ego. Actually, I just wait for her to make a compliment, then I say something witty. Woo! I'm whatever she complimented me for, and sense of humor! Combo! :celebration:

No no no, and after that you punch her in the face! So you're complimented, have a sense of humour and you beat women thus, apparently, proving you're not sixist! HAT-TRICK!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:38 pm

I want love, I want drugs, I want six and affection
I want everyone in this room here to look in my direction
I want a man with lips just like Mick Jagger
Rod Stewarts hair and Kieth Richards' stagger
- Material Issue

I found me somebody sensitive and tough
Somebody down when the goin' gets rough
Every night he'll be givin' his love
To just warm down, warm down, warm
- Christina Aguilera

Cinderella said to Snow White
How does love get so off course
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
- Faith Hill

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:19 am

No no no, and after that you punch her in the face! So you're complimented, have a sense of humour and you beat women thus, apparently, proving you're not sixist! HAT-TRICK!

Nothing a lady likes more than a straight jab to the nose! Gotta let her know you have what it takes to protect her.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:23 am

You mean that you should show how you know how to protect her from her nose, right?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:59 am

Nothing a lady likes more than a straight jab to the nose! Gotta let her know you have what it takes to protect her.

Damn straight, son! Show her that your protective abilities are second to none!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:35 am

You gotta show how her nose is dangerous to herself, you may have to break it just to prove how evil it is for making her feel pain!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:20 am

You gotta show how her nose is dangerous to herself, you may have to break it just to prove how evil it is for making her feel pain!

Ah, to speak to real men about showing women how much we care about them...

Joy of joys.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:24 am

Ah, to speak to real men about showing women how much we care about them...

Joy of joys.

Honor, sir.

Now go find a bat or something and give it to that their avatar of yours.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:54 am

Now go find a bat or something and give it to that their avatar of yours.

Over the line mate, she's married and has kids. :nono:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:20 am

Over the line mate, she's married and has kids. :nono:

:whisper: Also he probablly dosent want to show he isnt manly enough to protect that woman from all her security gaurds

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:50 pm

:whisper: Also he probablly dosent want to show he isnt manly enough to protect that woman from all her security gaurds

Oy, if it was absolutely imperative, I'd be more than glad to step up and do the job!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:33 pm

:whisper: Also he probablly dosent want to show he isnt manly enough to protect that woman from all her security gaurds

Oh no, that's what Chucky's for.

NOOOOORRIS!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:18 am

Damn straight, son! Show her that your protective abilities are second to none!

Do women want a guy with a gorgeous crescent kick?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:13 am

Only if his shoes have a built in sparkler.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:48 pm

I used to be looking for love, then I was looking for someone I could at least tolerate and cohabitate under the same roof without wanting to kill him. Now, I'd just settle for out of this world great six without any strings attached. *boots him out of my bed to the curb*

:P

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:31 pm

I used to be looking for love, then I was looking for someone I could at least tolerate and cohabitate under the same roof without wanting to kill him. Now, I'd just settle for out of this world great six without any strings attached. *boots him out of my bed to the curb*

:P

Realistically, the perfect relationship is friends with benefits.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:11 am

It's so simple. Hell, I just got my license but even I can figure this one out.

People are looking for other people who they can relate to, easy. All of that "opposites attract" stuff is crap. They want someone who can put time into a relationship (unless they're groupies, gaaaawwwd noooooo..). My own thing is that a girl shouldn't focus on what others think about her. It's only what you think about yourself that matters.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:56 am

Realistically, the perfect relationship is friends with benefits.

Pffft, they don't have to be my friend, that's too clingy.

:whisper: btw, I'm kidding, I don't even want a man in my life, I'm happy alone...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:55 am

Pffft, they don't have to be my friend, that's too clingy.

:whisper: btw, I'm kidding, I don't even want a man in my life, I'm happy alone...

So, what you're saying is that women want... To be left the hell alone??

I dunno... They wear skirts and actually verbalize the question "Are you even paying attention to me!?".

Waitwaitwaitholdthephone! Or are you suggesting ENEMIES with benefits??
Why do I think that could actually work out? Instead of "I love you, baby", you just kick them in the shin!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:18 am

Sometimes they'll go for the muscular hunk, other times the scrawny, ~~brooding~~ artist.

Stop mentioning me.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:32 pm

Excellent. :evil:

Sometimes they'll go for the muscular hunk, other times the scrawny, ~~brooding~~ artist.

Stop mentioning me. :lol:

A wild Holy Assassin appeared! Go, Schmuty! Holy Assassin used Beat Your Ass! It's very effective...Troyatz used Super Potion. Schmuty gained 90 HP! Holy Assassin used SHOOP DA WHOOP. It's not very effective...Schmuty used Virgin Blood Sacrifice. It's very effective! Holy Assassin fainted. Schmuty gained OVER 9000 EXP. *victory music*

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:27 am

What do women want?

Pfft....what you can't give them obviously :thumbsup:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:51 am

Stop mentioning me. :lol:

A wild Holy Assassin appeared! Go, Schmuty! Holy Assassin used Beat Your Ass! It's very effective...Troyatz used Super Potion. Schmuty gained 90 HP! Holy Assassin used SHOOP DA WHOOP. It's not very effective...Schmuty used Virgin Blood Sacrifice. It's very effective! Holy Assassin fainted. Schmuty gained OVER 9000 EXP. *victory music*

Aww, no one tries to catch the wild Holy Assassin? They don't just walk around in the grass you know, they're like one of those rare guys which show up in caves that you can only go up against once in the entire game.

The one you fought was a pansy anyway. Most use their special move on the first go. "Break Yo Self!"