A wild Holy Assassin appeared! Go, Schmuty Buncis! Schmuty Buncis used Tea Cup. It's not very effective. Holy Assassin used Break Yo Self. It's super effective *almost dead music*! Schmuty eats Nom Nom Fruit. (gains 10 health) Holy Assassin uses Falcon Punch! It's super effecive! Schmuty fainted! Go, Sunny D and Rum (yum yum)! Holy Assassin used Break Yo Self! It's not very effective...Sunny D and Rum (yum yum) used Wo-oah, Sunny D and Rum, yum yum, it's a flavour I just though of! It's super effective! Holy Assassin ate Nom Nom fruit. Troyatz used Ultimate Super Awesome Ball! Troyatz caught Holy Assassin!

I bet the ladies like classic Gameboy fights like that.

I thought you had a spare room to kick him too. :bolt:

I would almost believe you are the female version of Charlie, on 2 and 1/ 2 men.

Just kidding there. But your comments make me smile and laugh.

A wide variety of things , matters on the woman so in short basically everything and stating they all like a certain thing is sixist. Funny because most of this forum consists of men I hope this thread is just a guessing game of what women want, I don't think all of you guys may now what your girl or waifu whatever you sleep with wants.

Or the groin! Hearing men speak in high octaves is hilarious. j/k




I do have a spare room! That all depends on my mood and how great it turned out to be.

"Spare room or curb, how hard are you willing to work?"

:P

Thank God Shmuty Buncis used Tea Cup and not Tea Bag.

He shouldn't have used that though, should have used "Balls To You." It's super-effective everytime.




Yup! Phlooph is winning!

Well hell, since we are talking about physical characteristics, I like copper to olive skin, a nice pelt of chest hair to slide my fingers through, black or dark brown hair, brown eyes, broad shoulders, a deep voice, but soft spoken, and clean hands.
As for me, I was born a blonde, with green eyes and fair skin, my hair darkened naturally to nearly black, and my skin is pale olive. If I stay out of teh sun, which is difficult, you can see my veins through my skin. My father is spanish, my mother of british ancestry, and I grew up in an area where blond and blue eyed is the norm, so I dont find it nearly as attractive or exotic.

I don't care how attractive physically you are, if your personality svcks, to hell with you.
The more I find I enjoy somone's company, the more attractive they become to me.

My husband has been making me coffee in the mornings, and I LOVE IT.

Chest hair? Really? Most women I know abhor body hair, so I trim mine down. I had no idea there were some that would actually like it to be there. You're cool!

Haven't you seen Austin Powers? "You are hairy like animal!"

Of course the ladies like a little chest hair. Its 'manly.' Back hair - that's a different story :vaultboy:

Hey :stare:



You're Niko Bellic?

Niko Bellic is of Slavic descent.

Ooops...was thinking of eastern europe. Translation error

Right where he left the garbage truck parked. *forgets to empty can*

*Aquan ducks and runs*

You know we love you phl :hugs: ph...best sense of humor here in my book.

Are we done with the flirt and tell session, or is there more to come?


:P

Well I did say we (assuming)....and creepy PM's are out of the question. So there. :tongue:

Haha.

What do women want? They want Aquan. :toughninja:

Hardly...no where near the truth.

Well... I do have a high threshold for pain. :hubbahubba:


Ya know what? Double your fun! Make him inhale some helium, then roundhouse him.

Cool, I've always wanted a servant to do my laundry and wash the floors and dishes and windows and vacuum and clean stuff. :thumbsup:

I'd be glad to do all that while you're busy making sammiches.

I asked my girlfriend this and she said she wants her weswes(me)..

:)

Naww, I'll be busy drinking all that male virgin blood that was sacrificed to yours truly. :happy:

Do you ever think you might have a type then? Because I literally know no one like this - mainly because it bugs the hell out of me so I avoid people who are like that. :shrug:




:clap:


For me, personally, I like a lot of different things:
I like overweight guys,
I like guys with glasses
I like guys who definitely fall into the geek catagory
I like guys who don't want to go out partying but would rather stay at home and shoot zombies with me
I like guys who are a little socially awkward
I like guys who don't want to snuggle at nighttime (gorram it I wanna sleep!!)

But saying that there's a lot of 'typical' things I like too:
I like dark hair and dark eyes
I like a guy with ambition.
I like a guy with a sense of humour
I like a guy who's thoughtful and will think of me randomly through the day
I like a guy who appreciates I'm a clean freak (he doesn't have to be but he's got to live with the fact that I am)
I like a guy who's confident enough that he's not going to freak out if another guy flirts with me

I think a lot of guys confuse the 'women want money' thing with 'women want someone who has ambition enough to better themselves and work their way up'. If I don't date a 40 year old who's worked in a pizza place his whole life it's nothing to do with his money, it's his lack of 'want to'.

But none of these things are dealbreakers. My only real dealbreakers are no violence, no cheating and no wanting to pee on me during kinky time.

Seriously.

Have you considered playing World of Warcraft?

Seriously, you'll make some guy extremely happy. However, most guys who are the type you want may want to snuggle at night. Not all, but I think it will be likely.

Oh dear lord, please tell me some guy hasn't actually tried that. >_<

I actually did play WoW when I was seeing the guy before my boyfriend. Sadly playing it now just reminds me what a total asshat he was so it's a tad ruined for me.

[censored], I say! Adjusting your life to avoid remembering your past is to admit defeat to what you let haunt you. Do what you want, enjoy it, and don't waste time on any manner of negativity.

Besides, there are a lot of asshats with Y chromosomes. At this point, guys everywhere will remind you of every other asshat you've met. Kinda like splashing around in puddles and trying to not get wet.