What would happen if TES was real life. : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:52 pm

If TES was Real i guess my Fantasy porm would come true lol Young Wood elfs Made properly are hot

:mellow:

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:48 am

Not if you were Essential.

That depends...Morrowind's version of essential NPCs or Oblivion's version?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:00 am

If TES was Real i guess my Fantasy porm would come true lol Young Wood elfs Made properly are hot

That's just wrong, meng.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:50 am

It is real life.....
That would be pretty awesome, although I would hate the crashing part.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:03 am

If TES was real-life, I hope the guards would http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:03 am

If we able to cast magic, I will have some fun.

There would be a sudden lack of toilets.

Before toilets were invented they went in a bush or a hole in ground with a shack around. Some countries still go this way to the bathroom. BTW, This is normal so don't think I am dissing.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:33 am

Before toilets were invented they went in a bush or a hole in ground with a shack around. Some countries still go this way to the bathroom. BTW, This is normal so don't think I am dissing.

Yes, but in TES there are sewers.

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:17 pm

There would be lots of men pretending to be women

Forget about cross dressers as well. I would be on that list. Anyhow I would have high intelligence and athletics .

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:18 pm

That depends...Morrowind's version of essential NPCs or Oblivion's version?

Oblivion's, of course. Much more convenient when an Oblivion Gate suddenly pops up in your garden.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:41 am

id be svcking up the some dadrea gods and doing some damm astronmy and doing some of that schoolar stuff learning about the possibility of other continents on the planet and my excuse level would be at 95 nearly mastered it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:49 am

Every time I had a cold I would go to the chapel and Bam! Cured of everything. Just hope I don't break my leg on the way back home or something, then I have to wait till tomorrow.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:47 pm

I would turn the difficulty down . . . either that or TGM.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:17 am

I would use console commands to make things weird and proclaim myself a god.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:43 pm

i would walk like i had a stick up my a$$, have the same voice as everyone else and be able to kill every one in the world in like 10 minutes because it would be too easy

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:10 pm

- probably getting a hernia due to excessive weight lifting, while looting
- being surrounded by flies and bees (if there were any) who want to take a bite out of my rotting ingredients
- try finding a telephone booth whenever I want to change my clothes
- getting owned by the first two rats in hand-to-mouth-combat in the imperial prison dungeons (intro)
- moving the chests I can't lockpick yet to my secret place or trying to open them with just violence
- adding a iron club option to the persuasion mini-game
- more to come later, I am at work .. you know .. the real life ..

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:21 am

Anorexic people would be pissed off because not eating wouldn't change them! :hehe:

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:59 am

Anorexic people would be pissed off because not eating wouldn't change them! :hehe:

Well actually everyone in the game despite their height, race or diet would be incredibly athletic with muscles larger than life . . .

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:49 am

I would invent the PC in the TES-World to play TES.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm

yah, apparently the only real way to add girth would be to wander around by yourself while the rest of your race decides to try its hand on another plane of existence. That and everyone would be issued one, and only one, pair of underwear.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:38 am

I would invent the PC in the TES-World to play TES.

Win

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:45 am

I would live in coc testinghall

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:39 pm

If TES became real life, we would [NUMINIT].

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:02 am

What's [NUMINIT] ?

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:00 am

What indeed.

...it appears to be a word that has been "censored" from the spore dream, whether for safety, because it's untranslatable, or because it conflicts with present reality.

:P

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:15 am

My neck would be stuck in an awkward position from trying to look at that map in my eye.