What would happen if TES was real life.

Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:32 pm

You'd die - quickly.
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Sylvia Luciani
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 9:34 am

use thew Construction set to make the charchters look hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! giggety

also i would svck up to the count/countess of Chorrol to get a awsome house
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Cameron Wood
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 12:05 am

I would probably be dead, at the hands of a cliff racer.

Jiub drove those out!
but yeah i would fall off of dive rock
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Brian LeHury
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:49 pm

Most of your TES characters would become lucha wrestlers.

?la Zorro Gray!
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saxon
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:49 pm

Imagine you running around and all of a sudden you see Athletics Skill Increased. :D What do you think life would be like?


You'd be able to make a fortune as a cliffracer exterminator.
You'd only be able to gossip with half the population.
Guards would become the #1 cause of death within cities.
If you touched anything that was not inside of your house, one of those guards would instantly appear near you and attempt to arrest you.
Riding a horse up a hill would be damn near impossible.
The fishing industry would consist of giant crabs, killer fish, and mermen.
There would be a surprising amount of ruins, crypts, tombs, mines, and caverns scattered throughout the countryside, all of which would be inhabited by clones with the occasional bandit.
Taverns would become eerily quite on the outside, yet be full of people.
Windows would stay lit regardless of what the time is outside the building.
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Rachie Stout
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:10 am

oh yeah i would become a assaisn but i would be creeped out by the darkbrotherhoods members its just a occupation for me for them its their life
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meghan lock
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 3:14 am

I would collect flowers and mushrooms for Ajira. In the process of doing so, I'd likely get killed by a mud crab. I don't think I'd fare well in the Elder Scrolls universe.
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Teghan Harris
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:06 pm

Better living through Alchemy.
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Joey Bel
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:30 pm

There would be lots of men pretending to be women

Are you sure that wasn't a lot of women pretending to be women?
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Ian White
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:49 pm

get high on skooma and wake up in a farm with chickens sitting on me
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herrade
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 3:47 am

It would be creepy to hear a disembodied choir singing every time I get better at something.
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Ebony Lawson
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 12:07 am

I'd run away from naked nords.

I'd probably zero sum after having read everything on the IL on chim.
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Tha King o Geekz
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 7:15 am

I would lock my self in a castle. And crap my self.
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Mizz.Jayy
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 5:52 am

Ugh, that would be boring.

I could not go to my friend's house and touch anything without him attacking me for doing so. Dating would be inexistant as well, since the only things I'd find to tell would be:

"Did you know the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep? That's how they recruit new members."

" Oh no! "

"So I've heard."

"SNORT"

"Goodbye"
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Sophie Louise Edge
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:43 am

buy a castle and turn it into a fort me and some guards, legionaries etc would be guarding it and developing it.........................then i would go insane again and beg the emperor to make my castle a city (i have something with making cities)
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Irmacuba
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:52 am

I would be... EXTERMINATED so quickly. "time to go to the Imperial City!" *Owned by rat*

I would be scared out of my mind. Crabs....Rats...THAT BIG!? I freak out about a cockroach...Things would not go well. I would never try and become better at my skills, either. I'd get owned.

IF I SOMEHOW Manage to survive, I will live in Chorrol. ^_^
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Christine
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:43 pm

I would do some skooma with the adoring fan


I would DEFINATLY join you :P
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Queen of Spades
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:59 am

Sure, I'll buy your Manor, Mr. Benirus!
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phil walsh
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:03 pm

I'd join M'aiq in his ever-long lasting trek around Cyrodil, and I'd make up stories and rumors. Such as

"I met Captain Eldrad once. He gave me two fishy sticks. I still don't know what a fishy stick is, but they tasted like venison wrapped in heckle-o leaf and dipped in scrib jelly...I won't tell you where I met him though. I think he's busy using his magic to turn fish into sticks!"
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Max Van Morrison
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 6:41 am

Since I am Jewish I would have 100 mercantile and speechcraft :)
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Czar Kahchi
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 6:15 am

Since I am Jewish I would have 100 mercantile and speechcraft :)


:rofl:
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Alessandra Botham
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 9:49 am

you guys would probably die thanks to wolves or other over aggressive forest critters that insta-charge you all day long.
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 6:27 am

It isn't?
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Dawn Farrell
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 10:13 am

I would go to the shivering isles and become the Mad God then mess around on Tamriel.
I would ensure my success by moving my difficulty meter to the left all the way.
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Ross Zombie
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 10:11 am

Proberly go hunting...........then i would feel sorry for the deer but...............free food!!!!!!!!!!!
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