What would happen if TES was real life. : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:30 am

Imagine you running around and all of a sudden you see Athletics Skill Increased.

What do you think life would be like?

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:24 am

terrifying

absolutely terrifying

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:39 am

i would say i am scared of mudcrabs, then say i have killed mudcrabs tougher than you

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:40 am

There would be lots of men pretending to be women

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:10 am

I'd study Goblin culture and figure out how to get them to agree to get along with other humanoid creatures...

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac87/MartutTES/ScreenShot98-1-1.jpg

So I wouldn't have to worry about a Tribe of Goblins running out of the woods and eating me.

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:53 pm

Then the older and stronger i got, the more likely i would be of getting killed by a goblin (assuming this is oblivion).

If it was Morrowind, i would be too scared to wander too far anyways.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:52 am

I would have level 100 in sarcasm, mid level excuse making and level 15 acrobatics

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:11 am

Can you imagine? Eventually you'd get some jerk with equipment that has 100 spell reflection running around killing everyone around him and teleporting away. Everyone would be paranoid as hell.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:14 am

Can you imagine? Eventually you'd get some jerk with equipment that has 100 spell reflection running around killing everyone around him and teleporting away. Everyone would be paranoid as hell.

Not me, I'd have a high enough personality to persuade him to leave me alone.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:45 am

I would probably be dead, at the hands of a cliff racer.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:27 am

I would do some skooma with the adoring fan

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:25 am

Umbrellas and sundials would never have been invented because they wouldn't work.
Every time you passed someone on the street they would stop and ask you to risk your life for them.
It would be impossible to hunt a species to extinction.
No one would need to sleep but they would lie down and then get back up (30) times a night anyway.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:42 am

There would be a sudden lack of toilets.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:41 am

I would use my uber skills in swordfighting to challenge Talos to a duel to claim his place.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:27 pm

If TES was Real i guess my Fantasy porm would come true lol Young Wood elfs Made properly are hot

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:43 pm

I'd do the scrolls duplication glitch and become the richest man in the world!

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:33 am

There would be a sudden lack of toilets.

As would happen with children (Though maybe the lack of children can be explained by the fact that at some point in time, everyone lost the ability to get naked, and with no new children being born all children grew up.)

However, if the Elder Scrolls was real, I think we'd all die, because in real life you can't reload and save.

Or maybe everything would just vanish into a puff of logic when you realize that the Elder Scrolls world can't possibly exist in real life.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:41 pm

It means that your grandpa would be able to best you in everything, including sports... it would be a strange world.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:30 am

If TES was Real i guess my Fantasy porm would come true lol Young Wood elfs Made properly are hot

I'm deeply disturbed..

On to Topic.

If that were to happen...I would pray to God that the difficulty slider wasn't all the way up..haha.
Oh, and I would stay far away from Ogre's..

One more thing, with reference to Oblivion..I would be the first one to make a Spear!

Cheers!

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:25 am

Can you imagine? Eventually you'd get some jerk with equipment that has 100 spell reflection running around killing everyone around him and teleporting away. Everyone would be paranoid as hell.

Not if you were Essential.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:48 pm

Errm... I try to find Malx so she could protect me... I know one of you from the forum would try and assassinate me! Or simply cut my things off... Yeah, vous est malade a la tete!

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:25 pm

Inf TES was real life, i would hide in Bruma and work for Novaroma, never leave. Too dangerous.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:57 am

I would wonder why I'm not allowed to leave my area, because I'm stopped by invisible borders.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:30 pm

I'd achieve Chim. After that, I dunno. I guess I'd just observe events, and perhaps advise the ruling king the next time he comes to exist.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:07 am

I'd shoot fireballs at people while they are sleeping.