Then there are scrolls that sorta make sense, but stretch it, like this scroll that lowers strength to enemies "DOWN WITH DUNMER OPPRESSION."
Yeah, I think the devs just gave up after a certain point. The text for the scroll of Vitality is a little creepy: "SHE WAS A LOVELY CHILD, FULL OF LIFE AND BEAUTY. MY ACTIONS PAINED ME, BUT I DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE... TO SAVE HER." And some of the beneficial spells just have "Woe on you" which doesn't make sense. Hmm... Do you have any ideas for the scrolls? In the OP, I linked to a post I made with the collection of curses and blessings I'd accumulated after using google. Some of the curses are great, but very few of the blessings fit with the TES Universe. I'm open to all suggestions from people (and you'll get credit in the readme, of course).