Skooma oh oh yeah....skooma i need skooma yeah! Do you have any skooma?
The reason why ain't any children in the game is:
Fireballs - they like to play with fire
Weapons are easy to find so children played with weapons
Orcs eat children....
A group of children decided that they can kill a bandit and sadly they got owned
They got killed by the non-emotional guards because the children *RESIST*
The AI killed them there was this glitch that made all NPC's go berserk so did the children Bethsda wasn't able to stop them noooo...
Children have no access to consoles Ha!