What would be your ideal companion? : Othor Games

» Tue May 11, 2010 4:51 am

Because I like dat asian flair. Duh.

Why not just find a white girl with long black hair and have her wear a really, really tight ponytail? :unsure:

» Tue May 11, 2010 12:10 am

Because I like dat asian flair. Duh.

... I am confused. Because you like Asians, yet you want someone who pretty much looks caucasian... Whatever your opinion.

» Mon May 10, 2010 5:30 pm

My preference is a woman that is mentally secure.

They make those?

I'm partial to short term relationships, so for a companion I'll take a bottle of Oban or Macallan.

» Mon May 10, 2010 6:45 pm

They make those?

Yes, but fortunately there are some very talented men who can help us overcome that state.

» Mon May 10, 2010 12:49 pm

Doesn't look like you're describing me at all... Are you cheating on me?!

GOD DAMNIT PEACE! :flame:

It sounds like he's describing Phlooph. Or my sister.

» Tue May 11, 2010 2:14 am

Because I like dat asian flair. Duh.

Well it sounds like you want a white woman who speaks Chinese?

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:15 am

Well it sounds like you want a white woman who speaks Chinese?

We have to warn Yasemi. I havent seen her post in some time, I cant ever remember how to spell her name I havent seen it for so long. Then again I svck at spell ing and names.

» Tue May 11, 2010 1:45 am

It sounds like he's describing Phlooph. Or my sister.

Soo... How old is your sister?

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:19 pm

It sounds like he's describing Phlooph. Or my sister.

I'm taking that as a compliment, even if it wasn't meant as one.

» Mon May 10, 2010 1:09 pm

Soo... How old is your sister?

Not distracting anyone this time pal.

» Mon May 10, 2010 1:31 pm

Soo... How old is your sister?

Old enough to go to jail.

I'm taking that as a compliment, even if it wasn't meant as one.

I don't make compliments, only observations.

» Mon May 10, 2010 5:37 pm

I don't make compliments, only observations.

That's why I said even if it wasn't meant as one.

(I'm old and lonely, I need to feel like I'm being complimented, so just let me have this one.

)

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:03 am

Old enough to go to jail.

<_< ;-;

» Mon May 10, 2010 6:19 pm

That's why I said even if it wasn't meant as one.

(I'm old and lonely, I need to feel like I'm being complimented, so just let me have this one.

)

Aw go on then. :hugs:

» Tue May 11, 2010 2:22 am

Aw go on then. :hugs:

Woohoo! Thanks! *happy dance*

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:45 am

Woohoo! Thanks! *happy dance*

Is http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5326/Excuse-me.jpg the happy dance ?

» Tue May 11, 2010 12:01 am

Is http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5326/Excuse-me.jpg the happy dance ?

For someone I'm sure it is, but mine is the :whisper: *happynakeyraindance* Shhh, don't tell.....

» Tue May 11, 2010 1:05 am

Well, I imagine her as more assertive than me (to the point where sometimes, not very often, she's grating on my nerves). Willing to let me be assertive sometimes, though, because it's a rare thing and it generally means I just had a good idea. Her eyes are sparks and her voice is moonlight. I don't expect that to make any sense, but it's true.

Dunno if I'll find her or if she exists. I guess it'll be all right if I don't, though.

» Mon May 10, 2010 3:50 pm

I'm not picky in terms of race.

Traits I'd like in a potential partner:

-Likes me for me

-Fellow gamer

-Can talk about a variety of subjects

-No makeup

-Willing to date an Aspie

-Likes or can at least tolerate videogame music

» Mon May 10, 2010 10:49 pm

-Likes or can at least tolerate videogame music

You'd think all gamers would be predisposed towards electronica, I mean, who is more acclimatised to ear bleeding synthesised beeps than us? But no, its metal all the way apparently.

While on that topic, I couldn't physically stand to share the same space as any girl that likes the following genres: rap, hip hop, soft rock with men crying about dumb stuff, or pretentious hipster music.

In fact, it would just be better if any prospective girlfriends lacked any musical tastes.

» Mon May 10, 2010 2:16 pm

You'd think all gamers would be predisposed towards electronica, I mean, who is more acclimatised to ear bleeding synthesised beeps than us? But no, its metal all the way apparently.

I figured that out once I made that thread the other day.

I'm starting to believe that I'll probably be marrying in my 40s, which I hope doesn't happen.

» Mon May 10, 2010 4:45 pm

They make those?

Only rumors I've heard. Usually my search is a 404.

Wait a sec... Pandora = woman, Pandora's box = no hope escaped.

*sigh*

I think I'm one of those doors on the, Heart of Gold.

"Once I thought that I had found a sane woman, sadly turned out she was only a mute." - Oscar Wilde

I joke, I joke. :unsure:

» Mon May 10, 2010 3:09 pm

A woman, who is independent, but also realizes the worth of unity. A woman who cares about herself, but also cares about me. A woman who has her own goals in life, that challenge mine and make my life worth living. A woman who is beautiful, but doesn't know it. A woman who is kind, generous, and worth my time. A woman who realizes that it's her job to make me feel good about myself, not my job to look good for her.

» Mon May 10, 2010 7:23 pm

It's not the only thing that matters, but it certainly helps, when you set up house together, if you realise you've completed the gaps in each other's somewhat obscure record collections.

That's great.

» Mon May 10, 2010 2:19 pm

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.