Woman: Spontaneous, lovable, eccentric to a certain point, intelligent and smexy.

Long dark hair, the same colour as mine, dark brown eyes, glasses, part Hispanic, part Welsh, about 5'6", Mormon, obsessed with video games, books, music, Britcoms and movies, multilingual, bright, funny, full of personality, fun, down-to-earth, liberal, hates anime, hates JRPG's, hates Apple, never had a boyfriend, and loves me for who I am.

Felicia Day, or at least her character type from "The Guild".

So is the idea here that we're ordering our 'perfect' partner?

Well, I already know that such a woman doesn't exist for me, and I'm not into 'good enough for now'. :shrug: Buuuuuttt,......


female human (or altered/advanced human), preferably over twenty-one, non-smoker/drinker, has at least five things in common with me, and I can have a decent conversation with


How's that?


:dead:

It's very difficult for me to explain

dunno about looks but I do know that I want a girl who is very feminine (obviously I want her to be feminine but I guess I mean more girly girl type but not quite a girly girl)

She'll know how to carry herself and be serious at the right times but silly and sweet other times

she'll have a delicate touch that would calm me down no matter if I was angry or nervous

she'd be smart but she wouldn't be cocky about it and have to prove her intelligence over anyone else. She'd be confident in herself but she wouldn't hide it when she was being insecure or at least she wouldn't hide it from me

She'd tease me about little things but would never really be hurtful

well I better stop rambling

:blush:

Lies, I have one! :wub:



:P



Seriously...

As long as she likes me for me I'am quite happy.

Beautiful
Like me for who I am
Wants Kids
Not high maintenance
Goes to church
Other than those I don't care

Good reference. I've devolved from those Doors. Perhaps I'd be a plain, uninterested doormat. Once in awhile, it'd say "Thanks for Coming". :wave:

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?” - Freud.

Unlike ol' Freud, I quit after 20 some years and am no longer entertained by the question.

I would say a girl that enjoys just hanging out and watching tv(from Full Metal Alchemist to Burn Notice) and shares my taste in music, (bands like Vendetta Red, Burden Of A Day, BlessTheFall, A Wilhelm Scream) Apperance wise, Don't really know, never been one to bother with that too much. The Music thing is importent though, it's a big part of my life, If she woulden't like my music, it would never work. Also, She can't Drink/Smoke. I hate that stuff.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9118/videocallsnapshot1f.png
MY LOVER

Someone with the figure of Audrey Hepburn, and the voice of Charles Bronson.

Ewwwww. That's just....scary. And wrong. :yuck:

I know, right? Humphrey Bogart had a million times better voice.




edit: Tense fix. :'(

Knowing Freud, it would likely be related to murder, incist or castration.

Not as bad as the hair of Janis Joplin and the voice scrubbed-on-asphalt timbre of Tom Waits

Or all three, in that order.

Yeah... I wonder how much opium he smoked to go that insane ?
But he did something right, my psychology teacher said that his patients fell in love with him aftet treatment... He was probobally just to crazy to know what he did right.

Toothpick thin woman, white but with a slight tan, huge briasts, perfect child bearing hips, and preferably mute, so I don't have to listen to any whining. Though, I have the feeling I'll be shown displeasure with certain hand gestures.. I'll pretend they're compliments anyways. I'd like to get this woman with as little effort as possible, maybe order her in a drive thru. I'll pay at the window following where I pick up my cheezeburger.

Aye, I've been trying to cultivate a 'What do I have to lose except my face?' attitude, knowing well my mug's worth spit so I've got nothing to lose, heh. It's too bad I can't do witty and suave-personality wise in person. Not much of a talker, when it comes to meeting people in person. Still, trying to better myself over time, regardless.

But I'm still a hundred and fifty at heart, and nobody can take that away from me.

That makes you a creeper, kind of. :bonk:

:wink_smile:

I don't care about physical beauty because I figure if I am attracted to who someone is on the inside, I will be attracted to who they are on the outside. I would want them to be insightful and helpful. I'd also want them to have different opinions on certain things so that I would be able to see things from another point of view.

Also they have to know how to make a killer sandwich and also how to take a beating.

However, nobody is lining up to talk to the toothless 300 lbs Yeti wearing enough make-up to double as a rodeo clown. While it is nice to fantasize about finding a perfect intellectual and personality match which then becomes a physical attraction, unless you meet online via text only that is highly unlikely. You will probably end up chatting up the best looking thing that has a spark of intellect and hoping that will bloom into something wonderful.

Someone I can be friends with.
Who I enjoy being around at all times and never wish to be somewhere else.
Somebody who doesn't wish to change anything about me and enjoys all my little quirks.

Edit: Yeah I know. Cheesy and whatnot but it's the truth.

http://www.asustablet.com/