What would be your ideal companion?

Post » Mon May 10, 2010 3:44 pm

You know there is something strange with a forum when you start seeing posts like this.

Yes, Peace Bullet, I'm looking at you :P

:stare: I'm always serious with women

EDIT: She has to like Bad Religion otherwise we just won't work out XD
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 1:06 pm

Hair: Color doesn't really matter. As for style, shortist, long, or anything but really curly. Slight curls work.
Body: not too picky with height, though 5 ft 1 inch is my limit. Thin, but not bony, but also not wider than me (I am in semi-muscular shape).
Face: I guess proportional?
Eyes: Not picky about color. Glasses doesn't matter.
Personality/stuff: Better be able to somewhat understand the scientific stuff I will say, especially when I go into a train of thought. Must be able to handle my sense of twisted humor, or else it won't work there will be too much awkwardness. The lady in question must also NOT be passive aggressive, or there will be problems. There is nothing more I loathe in a person is being passive aggressive. Being completely dependent is annoying, or very unworldly. Last GF was the last two, and it was too difficult to juggle between fraternal duties, and studies. They must also like to work out, or at the very least ride bikes. And lastly, I like videogames, they should at the very least respect that. Cooking, optional. I'm already pretty damn good at cooking, so it doesn't matter much.

Wouldn't really want another me with boobs. I'd already hard headed enough, and my temper does get the best of me at times, though it is 80% better than what I was two years ago. I'd hate to fight with another me.

EDIT: Blah, forgot to mention that the taste in music cannot involve pop, downer music, country, western, crappy rock and rap.

Picky? Perhaps.
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RUby DIaz
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 4:17 pm

Normally I'd say I have the perfect girl, and have had her for 6 years. Unfortunately, I think I just met someone more suiting to me. She's smart, funny, attractive, charming, witty, flirtatious and...well....just generally amazing.

Not sure if it's worth it yet.
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LuBiE LoU
 
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 2:52 am

Someone who can be a mother for my son.. and bring a womans touch to our male-dominated domicile.. :goodjob:

Someone who's old fashioned enough that she's willing to stick around, and won't bail on the situation at the first signs of a broken nail, or argument.

Someone who'll understand that what I go through when I scream at night.., you can't understand, just hold me.

Someone who used to be a warrior, and does understands.

Someone who knows how to fight, well. :toughninja:

Great make up six goes well after that. :)

Easy on the eyes is always nice, but easy on the mind is better..

Someone who enjoys cookng as much as I enjoy eating :D

Someone how can make room light up, by walking in the room.

Someone who enjoys going out.

Someone to love.
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Kelsey Hall
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 9:23 pm

Pretty much Faith from Mirror's Edge but without the tattoos, and the being wanted by the cops part. Also, she has to be good at gaming.
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Laura Mclean
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 6:07 pm

What I just want in a woman?

Pretty simple....

Tall(5'10"-6') and slim with alabaster skin and long waist length fire red hair, hanging in loose curls. Bright emerald green eyes, framed in thick black eyeshadow/liner, half squinting in a piercing sultry sixy stare that emphasizes her sadistic cruelness. Blood red slightly parted lips that show just a hint of teeth behind a sneer of domineering disdain. Long slender neck that leads down to nice ample cleavage, suspended in a tight black bustier. Bare lean midriff. Hot pants encasing her pronounced but tight captivating butt. Thigh high black leather spike heeled boots on her long endless legs. Perhaps a whip at her side.

She needs to be intelligent with an intense personality but still playful, with a dark sense of humor. Preferably a bit schizophrenic where she can be coy and girlish one moment but then sinister and somewhat violent, the next. She needs to be gentle with her caresses but rabid when she bites.

She would have to have a long serpentine tongue that could tie knots in cherry stems and mid length but sharp fingernails that could rend flesh. A voice that is half seductive whisper and half guttural vampiress, with a pronounced russian or romanian accent. She would kiss with a fierce hunger and make love like a panther while simultaneously being capable of nailing a butterfly to a wall with a throwing star from 100 yards. She would have to like generous use of syrups and whipped cream in all facets of interaction and she would have to be quite proficient in the use of genuine Masamune made samuri swords.

So I guess you could say I just want a pretty typical woman as a partner. :shifty:
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 2:53 am

Meh, I'll take what i can get. As long as they're not mentally subnormal, grossly overweight or taller than me. I'm a svcker for short hair and sunny dispositions though.


A mute contortionist lacking a gag reflex.

:rofl:
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steve brewin
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 3:58 pm

I don't know but she better make me a [censored] sandwich.
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Eire Charlotta
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 11:57 am

Female, rich and desperate.
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Josh Sabatini
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 4:20 pm

A mute contortionist lacking a gag reflex.


:rofl:

I prefer a woman with short hair, preferably black, or blond. Shorter than me, so around 5'6"/7". Cute face. Personality? Whatever I write down will be too vague, example 'fun'.
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Jarrett Willis
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 10:23 pm

A Realdoll that could hoover and make my dinner would be perfect.
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Isaac Saetern
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 2:59 pm

After reading the Hair Thread, I'm now curious about what would be your ideal/perfect mate? What personality, appearance, ect.. would make a companion perfect to you? Also, If I am breaking any rules, lock this please.

appearance: girl with long, black, straight hair that's down to her waist, has her bangs cut just above her eyes, wears glasses, 5'4", around 135-145 lbs, and preferably oriental.
Personality: "Nerdy", always happy and doesn't let small things bother her, plays video games, and likes to draw.


Exactly like my girlfriend now, but less mood swings. And more uh...hanky panky. Nothing else though.
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Gemma Archer
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 8:43 pm

I have a lot of preferences (short blond hair, long black hair, russian and irish accents, asian women, the list is a mile long...) but I would generally give a go with anyone of the opposite six who doesn't drink, smoke and can tolerate my company for more than five minutes. And prolly someone who wouldn't crush me with their bodily weight if things got intimate. :shrug:

I'd even take a borderline axe murderer, just as long as she'd fill the initial criteria. 'Crazy in love' is better than dying alone. Plus, fidelity prolly wouldn't be an issue. Unless she starts offing every female person that I come across in my life. I think I'd draw the line there. From a safe distance away, of course. She is an axe murderer, after all. ^_^

Still, don't think I'll ever find a mate, unless I strike it rich and start attracting gold diggers.
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james reed
 
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 12:27 am

She must like the Helghast of Killzone...or else...
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carla
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 7:26 pm

My character in Fallout 3
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TASTY TRACY
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 11:54 pm

:rofl:

I prefer a woman...Shorter than me....

Well....guess it makes things easier doesn't it?
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Kit Marsden
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 2:23 pm

Still, don't think I'll ever find a mate, unless I strike it rich and start attracting gold diggers.


Wow, why such negativity?

On topic, hmmm... I'm not sure, really. I'm attracted to different kinds of people, I don't have a "favorite type" and certainly wouldn't go into specifics such as hair color, length, height etc. Though, truth be told, I don't prefer very long hair on the opposite six. Still, it depends on the overall appearance of a person.

I guess my ideal partner has to be funny, confident, preferably likes to cook, doesn't have to be incredibly smart, has to love animals, is into video games (never met a guy like that, you wouldn't believe it), likes to travel, go out, and is reasonably good-looking (perhaps slightly above average). :D
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 1:49 am

Appearance-Brunette 5' 5"-5'8",120-145lbs, green or brown eyes,caucasian.

Personality-Relaxed, friendly, not a party girl or any form of snob.Likes sports and has same interest as me.Also likes video games.


To be honest I know who this girl is and I am made friends with her over the past month,the problem is she is going away to college by late August.
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Alex Blacke
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 6:04 pm

Smaller than me, cute, brown hair, medium weight.
Geek, Rocker or Metalhead and Gamer.

:wub:
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Sudah mati ini Keparat
 
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 2:02 am

A mute contortionist lacking a gag reflex.

:rofl: Win.
Yeah I wont put much into the post so the short version. Natral black hair, long-ish and straight, bright light ble eyes, pale skin, no tats, only ear piercings, emo look (not extreme though).
Personality not a [censored] and im happy. Preferable if they have some dark humor, otherwise it could be awekward.

For a gaming forum im suprised this hasnt been flooded with people answering Asian specifically Japanese. Gaming forums dont mention Chinese, Vietnamese or Koreans for some reason.
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Laura Richards
 
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Post » Tue May 11, 2010 2:18 am

Heheh ... I don't even know where my "type" comes from - it wasn't even conscious. I could fancy brunettes or redheads, black guys or Asian guys, but if I actually wanted to date a guy for more than a month then he always without fail ended up as a tall, slim man with long blonde hair who was more usually than not a computer programmer. Having a strong interest in music was essential, as well as having similar ideals and values, a great sense humour and an intelligence that generally exceeds my own. I've also always been attracted to large, sensuous features - full lips and huge eyes.

By the time I started dating my husband, this unconscious type was so entrenched that my mother burst out laughing the first time she saw him - she wondered if there was some sort of factory somewhere that was just churning them out.

"Just because she likes the same bizarro [censored] you do doesn't mean she's your soulmate" is my husband's favourite line from 500 Days of Summer, but it worked out well for us. It's not the only thing that matters, but it certainly helps, when you set up house together, if you realise you've completed the gaps in each other's somewhat obscure record collections.
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Mark Hepworth
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 8:23 pm

Well I would just put a picture of my girlfriend, but I don't think she'd like being gawked at... well she kinda does, but I get annoyed by it when in public, so no picture. Just a quick outlay.

5'10, Red Hair (natural), Light Freckles on the face, Green (Emerald) Eyes, Super Genius at Cooking, Science, Math, Nursing (she's a nurse), and Political & Religious mumbo jumbo. Punkish (not so much anymore), and just damn.
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Brian LeHury
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 6:15 pm

A woman, about 5'7; not skinny, I would woman who look like sticks; moderately long dark brown hair; brown eyes. Preferably one who balances out my personality, I.E. not loud, but one who certainly is not scared of socializing; is usually up-beat etc...

I could go into more detail, but I think you get the idea.
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Jacob Phillips
 
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 9:25 pm

Well....guess it makes things easier doesn't it?


Yes it does. ;) Plus I find it a bit weird if a woman is taller than me. I did once kiss a woman taller than me by a couple of inches in a club. It was weird, she had to crouch down just a bit.
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Post » Mon May 10, 2010 11:06 pm

For a gaming forum im suprised this hasnt been flooded with people answering Asian specifically Japanese. Gaming forums dont mention Chinese, Vietnamese or Koreans for some reason.

To hell with them, give me an Indian any day of the week.
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