What would be your ideal companion? : Othor Games

» Mon May 10, 2010 1:29 pm

I almost can't believe I missed this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0 song.

» Mon May 10, 2010 4:15 pm

I guess it would be my wife, because if I was caught typing otherwise that'd be bad.

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:59 am

Not to picky are ya?

Now that you mention it...

hair: preferably dark, straight/wavy

height: no taller than me, so, at the moment, no taller than 5' 3''(yes, I am short)

weight: no more than my own

personality: hates cell phones, likes intelligent conversations, plays video games

race: Dunmer

real race: don't care

» Mon May 10, 2010 4:53 pm

Won't know until I meet him/her (if I ever do). :nod:

» Tue May 11, 2010 2:12 am

Won't know until I meet him/her (if I ever do). :nod:

Everyone meets the perfect person for them, after they're already married, or so I've heard.

» Tue May 11, 2010 12:09 am

Leopard print is never a bad thing. Ever.

An xxl filled spandex? Sure?

Someone just like me except with an outie not an innie. :unsure:

Belly button preference? Tough.

A mute contortionist lacking a gag reflex.

Now that's just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

My preference is a woman that is mentally secure.

» Mon May 10, 2010 8:40 pm

Precisely!

Is there any specific reason you changed you avatar back to that :stare:

I guess it would be my wife, because if I was caught typing otherwise that'd be bad.

Your married ?! I thought you were like my age

thats it I need to clickon peoples profiles more often.

» Mon May 10, 2010 5:15 pm

Belly button preference? Tough.

Errrrr, yeah! Belly button preference. That's it. :whistling:

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:49 pm

When they perfect and allow Genetic Engineering of mates give me a call otherwise no one exists for me. :banghead:

» Tue May 11, 2010 1:18 am

My ideal companion:

A nice, easy-going gal (redhead preferably) who can fly.

» Mon May 10, 2010 2:53 pm

Everyone meets the perfect person for them, after they're already married, or so I've heard.

SO then the obvious solution is to get married to someone you hate, find the perfect person, and then divorce the person you hate for the perfect person...

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:29 am

When they perfect and allow Genetic Engineering of mates give me a call otherwise no one exists for me. :banghead:

Miranda was genetically engineered and still a [censored]...

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:00 pm

As for me, I want a girl with long blonde hair that goes to her waist that's sort of curly and frames her face perfectly, and she has a a very lithe figure and she's smart, sweet, and can take a joke, and she also loves cuddling with me. With dark blue eyes almost forgot that.

Doesn't look like you're describing me at all... Are you cheating on me?!

GOD DAMNIT PEACE! :flame:

» Mon May 10, 2010 7:39 pm

Doesn't look like you're describing me at all... Are you cheating on me?!

GOD DAMNIT PEACE! :flame:

Uhh mm uhm... No I'm not... I'm just err describing what I saw in a dream... err I mean uhm....
[censored] can somebody help me out?

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:20 am

Uhh mm uhm... No I'm not... I'm just err describing what I saw in a dream... err I mean uhm....
[censored] can somebody help me out?

Sure! I'll help you out, which way'd you come in?

» Mon May 10, 2010 2:17 pm

Someone just like me except with an outie not an innie. :unsure:

Hello there. My name is Jerhicco. Wanna grab dinner?

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:44 pm

Hello there. My name is Jerhicco. Wanna grab dinner?

Why? So people can ask you if you're getting granny out of the home for the day? *pokes you with my walking cane*

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:54 pm

Why? So people can ask you if you're getting granny out of the home for the day? *pokes you with my walking cane*

Nah, so we can compare belly buttons.

» Tue May 11, 2010 12:41 am

Nah, so we can compare belly buttons.

:lol:

» Tue May 11, 2010 3:41 am

:lol:

I'll take that as a yes. Pick ya up at 8!

» Tue May 11, 2010 2:03 am

Uhh mm uhm... No I'm not... I'm just err describing what I saw in a dream... err I mean uhm....
[censored] can somebody help me out?

Well you see he cleverly explained it in this post.

Spoiler

Dear teehee:3 the reason you were not desribed in his post, well I dont know, what I do know is this was me distracting you hoping that peacebullet has used this time to escape to safety.
If your still reading this, thank you more time for giving him more time.

» Mon May 10, 2010 9:25 pm

I'll take that as a yes. Pick ya up at 8!

Oh, sure. I'll be ready, you betcha.

» Mon May 10, 2010 11:41 pm

Half-asian/whitey or asian with very caucasian features and light skin, long hair, slim.

It'd be better if she was a rich trust fund kid or something and was lazy like me, and we never had to work. Oh, I can dream. She's gotta be crazy and naughty like me, like anime, like at least some of my moosic, photography, and has to love LOLI!!! Or at least shota...

Definitely don't want a super genius but not someone dumb either. Has to be at least as apathetic towards most things as I am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bu2fMiL1c At least sometimes.

» Mon May 10, 2010 5:42 pm

Half-asian/whitey or asian with very caucasian features and light skin, long hair, slim.

It'd be better if she was a rich trust fund kid or something and was lazy like me, and we never had to work. Oh, I can dream. She's gotta be crazy and naughty like me, like anime, like at least some of my moosic, photography, and has to love LOLI!!! Or at least shota...

Definitely don't want a super genius but not someone dumb either. Has to be at least as apathetic towards most things as I am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0bu2fMiL1c At least sometimes.

Why date an Asian if she has very Caucasian features ? Im not saying to not date them, but isnt that kindapointless if she dosent look very Asian you may aswell date a Caucasian. I know a girl who looks kinda Asian, even though she has no Asian ancestry at all.

» Mon May 10, 2010 1:19 pm

Why date an Asian if she has very Caucasian features ? Im not saying to not date them, but isnt that kindapointless if she dosent look very Asian you may aswell date a Caucasian. I know a girl who looks kinda Asian, even though she has no Asian ancestry at all.

Because I like dat asian flair. Duh.