I can't believe you guys are all cool with selling a nuke to a complete stranger. That's so irresponsible.

This is why we have non proliferation treaties.

Considering most of the forum would be suffering from Caffeine withdrawal . .

I could never bring myself to do that; it would make me responsible for any outcome if they ever used it.

If there was no safe way of dismantling it, I'd bury it someplace difficult to find, and then go see what was left of the world.

"If you want me dead just give me ten Med x and I'll F--kin O.D. for ya, okay?!?"

boxcars, if I remeber correctly?

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mushroom cloud to walk into.

id try to find a town but barring that a raider camp maybe they will appreciate the mini nuke and if theyre dumb enough I might be able to convince them I stole it and I know where to get more maybe that might convince them to keep me around then id try not to piss anyone off until I can figure out the state of the area im in and the nearest town. then bide my time for an opening when I can escape and make my way to the nearest town that might have some semblance of law then id sell the raiders out to the local militia as I imagine those raiders would have been a thorn in there side for quite some time and then id try to give them a layout of the camp and an idea how many raiders are there and then ill have a home and a town full of people that see me as someone they can trust somewhat. then well live out the rest of my days until I die from starvation radiation poisoning or a bandit that survived and tracked me down to kill me definitely wont count on living til im old and grey that doesn't really happen outside ncr territory and I doubt Wisconsin would exactly be the heart of ncr territory.

I would throw away the Fatman and befriend the mini-nuke. Perhaps paint a smiley face on it and name her Grace.

Sell it and use the caps to barter for some scrap resembling a PS4 then employ scavengers to look for an ancient holodisk made years before the war called NotFallout 4?.

I'd put on dark sun glasses fire that little baby off into the raiders camp just for giggles then work out what the hell I was going to do after that.

*gets up out of bed half awake*

*gets dressing gown*

*makes breakfast*

*goes to front door*

*opens front door to collect mail*

*sees the new wasteland*

"Hmm... I hate Wednesdays..."

*closes front door*

*throws away mail*

*goes back to bed*

And none of you would wonder how you wake up 270 years in the future in the middle of no where?

I think we're just mostly joking. Realistically we'd freak right the hell out and not leave our house under any circumstances.

I would become the naked bomber, robbing all the traders with my fatman while wearing no clothes at all ever.

Correct my friend!

Find something to start building a shelter. Look for a source of water. Go hunting for some protein to kill and eat. I'd sure not sell my fatman or mininuke. I might need those. But first things first. I'd need water, shelter and food.

Role-play as a Chinese Soldier and use the fat man to commit suicide.

The obviously best choice would be grab the nearest rock, and hammer away at the mini nuke until you get super powers!

Ha!

Wait! That could totally work!

If Stan Lee wrote about it, then it must be possible!

BUHAHAHAHHAHAWHA!

If I woke up next to a fat man I would quit drinking and enter rehab.

On another note, the only time I can honestly think of where it was very convenient to actually use the fatman was to retrieve the remnants power armor in New Vegas. That area was downright dangerous.

Heheheh right after I changed my pants, this is indeed the best rout. "Come on something good, no aqua-man whammy! "

Create a cult that worships me as the lightbringer, and live like a god-king. I will call it... church of the Atom..

Haha I remember him!

Trade it in, I think.

The only time I've ever used mini-Nuke's was from Marty's Monster Mod spawning some excessively gigantic Super Mutant in Evergreen Mills.

I find them expensive, the weapon heavy, and loading slow, the accuracy lacking and the potential for friendly fire or splashback? High.

Hell, I don't even really use missiles or rockets.

I'd rather find the closest town, and trade that in for a Hunting Shotgun and Hunting Rifle combo, please. On the way I suppose I could bluff with it to keep enemy NPCs away.

...More likely this though, let's be honest.