Original Thread started by SkyEmerald

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1595482-what-is-your-biggest-skyrim-confession/page-7

Just keeping this going for SkyEmerald, it's fun!

I occasionally practice my achery skill.....on butterflies.

I'm a Skyrim addict....love the fan films, fan fiction, music....all of it, over and over again...I browse for hours on the Nexus, I show people pics of my game and characters instead of family.... Duh, and the game, of course! LOL

umm, never thought of that! Good idea, hehe.

In a similar vein, since TES took its hold on me, there are days where I spend my lunch breaks reading lore at UESP and books at TIL. Occasionally pop into the reddit lore section, too.

Uh oh, reddit has a section???? I'm in trouble....

When playing any other TES games I have no issues trying out all the races but when I play Skyrim I have trouble being anything but a Nord. My current character looks like a Redguard, plays like a Mer, but she's a Nord. It's the oddest thing.

Teslore.

Umm


I was talking to Adella while she was seated and relaxing. I said out loud in a very soft tone......"you did very well darlin' love you" and Shell looked up from her ipad and said " Oh thank you love" I stepped right in it by stupidly blurting out....."not you, I meant Adella"


A short argument developed in which I lost a tiny amount of blood due to Shell forcing her talons into my face.


All my women are dangerous and demanding....

Ooooppppsssss. Um. Her birthday's coming? Shell not Adella.... get her something she's really been lusting after?

... I see a day of pampering for Shell coming..... Day spa... nail's and hair... That's the one sure cure for Foot-in-mouth-disease.

Sorry, can't help it....

*giggle* The women herein are 100% saying - wow, man you blew it BIG time. You should seriously figure out MEGA-groveling.

And this man is sitting here shaking his head, mighty grateful that it wasn't him who did that.

Oh my, Rick. Not the best move to make, friend.

Summons. That their are affected by spell absorbtion. And that there are so few of them. I mean, would be an excellent way to showcase som extra creatures even without portals to Oblivion or Daedric ruins everywhere.

Kane, Glargg and the girls......Just to prove I'm not exaggerating. Here's a pic of Shell being all dressed up and posey......but the thing to notice what I am on about is her talons....... See what I mean.....filed to long, face piercing points

https://www.dropbox.com/s/h38brjx4spmnbw1/File%2016-12-2015%2C%2002%2003%2012.jpeg?dl=0


So now I make quite sure all the nice things I say to Adella stay firmly in my head


Y'know.....I really think Shell got properly jealous of a computer game.....I guess it must be my fault....it always is

OUCH!!!

Never finished the main quest or civil war and haven't even started the Dragonborn quest (I'll get around to finishing these someday, really). Never joined the Dark Brotherhood. I've tried to join the Thieves Guild but give up soon every time.

I don't loot much, just coins and gems mostly. And I don't steal from tombs or the dead (not counting bandits who just tried to kill me). I'll even leave some chests unopened. Any hardcoe looter or hoarder watching me play would probably have a fit.

I play in third person, only occasionally switching to first for a tricky bow shot.

I've made close to a hundred characters, none of them have gotten above level 45, most don't make it to 25.

But I've never played as an Altmer or Dunmer. I don't like the way they look and I've never played a pure mage.

Hah, I guess my confession is that I deliberately ignore half the game's content and still play it more than any other game.

I've taken to using the console to gear up new characters with low-level stuff I know I'll have in a few levels anyway. I just save myself the time and repetition of doing the same thing at the start.

Never played Skyrim without mods, and I wouldn't play it without mods. I learned from Morrowind and Oblivion that there are just too many little annoyances in TES games that keep me from really enjoying them in vanilla, as great as they are.

HOLY ****! I haven't had nails that long since I was in my twenties (eh, yeah - if you can subtract that's almost 40 years ago), and I never had them filed that sharp - because I couldn't type with them sharp....

Serethil.....Oddly, Shell manages ok with them. She has a receptionist and book keeping job and manages to use a keyboard and can manipulate an ipad. They are her own grown, but layered up with acrylic making them strong and rock hard! Car door handles are her nemesis requiring care not to flick one. Once in a while she snaps one which is apparantly immensely painful .....not that I'd chuckle or anything.....I just wouldn't even dare


I like the elegant look, but yeah, if mrs Sabrecat gets upset.....I run

Oh, I can give you a metaphor for how painful "snapping" one off is.... Just think about the family jewels in a choke hold.... I gave the nails up when I moved up here and had to get up at dawn in the middle of November, layer up to keep from freezing to death, and go down in the meadow to pick monster snowballs out of horse hooves, then grab the pickaxe to make chunks out of what should be water..... so I could pitch those chunks out into the lot and actually get water for the horses.

Nails? Get real.

That sound's about right. Why mind are short, barely above finger-tip length.