My first character, who was a crazy doctor, had several
"
It wont hurt, I just want to see whats inside" (slashes with sword)
" My friend, YOU need brain surgery." (snipes him in the head)
" Please stop sqwerming"
" My Prescription is Kimo treatment"
THE PUPPET MAN
"Officer, I swear, the Puppet did it!"
"Why is it that every time I go to bed, I wake up surrounded by corpses?"
CLUELESS GUY (was frozen before the war)
"you seem to have a horrible sun burn" (talking to a ghoul)
"It's not very polite to tie someone up like that" (captured by raiders)
"The service around here is terrible" (waiting at the cash in the super duper mart)
CURRENT GUY
"If it's alive, shoot it. If it's dead, shoot it again"
"Why does everyone I love die? Maybe I should stop giving live granades as gifts"
IF THE ENCLAVE DOES IT, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL