What's your favorite quotes : Fallout Series Discussion

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:49 am

Mine is the Master's explanation about the Unity to the Vault Dweller

"The Unity Will Bring About The Master Race. Master! Master! One Able To Survive, Or Even Thrive, In The Wasteland.As Long As There Are Diferences, We Will Tear Ourselves Apart Fighting Each other. We Need One Race. Race! Race! One Goal. Goal! Goal! One People... To Move Forward To Our Desteny. Desteny!" :ermm:

Other i like a lot is the Frank Horrigan's

"Making our reactor melt down means things are going to be pretty hot here soon.Pity you won't live long enough to see it. You're not a hero,youre just a wlking corpse" :confused:

And Ducov's

"Eating, drinking, farting and screwing! lol". :bunny:

» Fri May 04, 2012 9:25 am

Haha! Favorite quote from Fallout 1 is something to actually think about, favorite one from Fallout 2 is something badass by a badass character and favorite from Fallout 3 is by some a [censored] russian mentioning his natural behaviours xD

But yeah, the Master's explanation is a pretty good one, especially the way he says it. And he's right, in a way. As long as we're all different, war never changes. He found the answer for the entire series, pity people wouldn't support him just because he was a bit different, a blob of flesh fused to an overseer computer chair.

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:07 am

Haha! Favorite quote from Fallout 1 is something to actually think about, favorite one from Fallout 2 is something badass by a badass character and favorite from Fallout 3 is by some a [censored] russian mentioning his natural behaviours xD

But yeah, the Master's explanation is a pretty good one, especially the way he says it. And he's right, in a way. As long as we're all different, war never changes. He found the answer for the entire series, pity people wouldn't support him just because he was a bit different, a blob of flesh fused to an overseer computer chair.

That is what i think, The Master is right in a wrong way. And dukov is like "i'm in in the middle of a destroyed country an i dont care".

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:59 pm

I dont know if it counts but in FO2 a players dialogue option:

"I always knew Jesus had ties to organized crime."

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:43 am

^{The only quote that's my favorite is the one from the Fallout intros.}

^{War. War never changes.}

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:00 am

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.

- Fantastic

» Fri May 04, 2012 3:21 pm

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.

- Fantastic

I liked that one too. Made me laugh so hard.

Another I liked, was:

"Shh. . . we're shooting [censored] heads."
-Rose of Sharon Cassidy

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:39 am

Anything by Eden really. My favorite quote from him is in my signature.

Other ones I like:

Eden: "Lieutenant Williams.....I don't recall authorizing you to contact me directly...."
Lt. Williams: (basically) :blink:

I uh...sorry about that sir...

Eden's Sentry bot Bodyguard: "The President will see you now...please proceed."

House:"You've come a long way, physically and I expect, emotionally as well. But now that you're here, I have to ask, what do you make of what you see?"

"All in all the MkII OS confers a 250% increase in combat effectiveness per unit. Vegas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it."

M.A.R.Go.T.: "I am aware that a catastrophic event must have occured on the surface. However, until I am unable to function, my directive remains unchanged."

"I apologize, I have no record of "Enclave" in my memory banks." (love the way she emphasizes "Enclave")

"My apologies, my sensors must be damaged, as my readings show that the intruders are lacking in body heart signatures."

There's alot more of course.

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:20 pm

"You're going back in your cell, in a body bag if necessary." - Lieutenant Williams.

I love that voice-actor so much, most bad-ass voice ever.

[Insert President Richardson quotes here]

I don't think I need to elaborate.

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:27 am

I always thought this one was funny:

White Glove Greeter: "Beg your pardon, but could I trouble you to turn over your weapons?"

Courier: "Could I trouble you to blow it out your ass?"

White Glove Greeter: "How frightfully uncouth!"

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:15 am

Tandi job. Me want.
You can't have the president's job.
No?
No! You are dumb.

Definitely one of the funniest parts of my "stupid" play through.

I also liked "The only way your leaving here is feet first, in a box."

Oh and another one, "There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country!"

» Fri May 04, 2012 6:14 am

Todays a good day to die commie!

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:48 am

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the End, I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely. - James

I'm gonna barber the hell outta that hair!- Butch

Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well, heh heh... Well, that takes time, even for the Enclave.- President JHE

Let me think about it a moment my good man.- LW to Gob

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:18 pm

No-Bark Noonan:

"There's been things of a disturbing nature going on at the McBride corral. Seems every night, one of their herd meets a most unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body. Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:23 am

"You're going back in your cell, in a body bag if necessary." - Lieutenant Williams.

I love that voice-actor so much, most bad-ass voice ever.

I liked when he asked if his uniform was on backwards (can't remember exact quote). Sure it was silly, but it made the Enclave seem more human.

"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dike is that long, not even Long dike Johnson, and he had a [censored] long dike. Thus the name." - Rose of Sharon Cassidy
Astute political commentary and dike jokes, what more could you ask for.

» Fri May 04, 2012 12:54 pm

You get a speech option after taking out the sniper whilst saving the President in NV to quote Star Wars with: "but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?" or something very similar that I can't be bothered to remember. That made me laugh.

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:19 pm

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.

- Fantastic

Probably the best quote ever!

Also one of my favorites: "I'm gonna eat your spleen!" -Random Fiends
They just keep on saying it as I'm killing them in Vault 3. They also ask me if I like the sight of my own blood every two seconds!

» Fri May 04, 2012 10:26 am

"War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from it lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into and economic superpower, but war never changes."

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:47 am

"Who are you, that you do not know your history?"

- Ulysses

Edit(A late one, but I'm replaying Lonesome Road): This is the question Ulysses asked the Think Tank.

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:21 pm

Didnt got killed... God I love that joke! - Harold
Now that would make the grand canyon look like a pig walow! - Harold
Honey the people of reno have a hard time remembering which [censored] they left their cocks in - Leslie Anne Bishop
I am not a Sir! I work for a living you moron! You will call me Sargent or Sargent Dornan. Do you understand me?! - Drill Sergent (anyone who doesnt know him should check youytube as he is one of the most badass characters in any fallout)

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:41 am

Ronald Lee Ermey also voices General Barnaky :fallout:

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:27 am

From Fallout 3, the Advertures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood:

"Here I thought we were friends, now you're sticking a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase, bad form".

» Fri May 04, 2012 3:49 pm

From Fallout 3, the Advertures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood:

"Here I thought we were friends, now you're sticking a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase, bad form".

Yeah, that entire radio show was one of the best things of Fallout 3 imo!

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:59 am

From Fallout 3, the Advertures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood:

"Here I thought we were friends, now you're sticking a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase, bad form".

Argyle: Eh, I always knew this broad was heartless. Get it boss, heh heh, heartless? Dashwood: Your kung fu skills may be unparalleled, old chum, but your comic delivery leaves something to be desired.

And Conversing with Ricky,FO:NV HH, as a female courier with the black widow perk... priceless...

FO1: exchanging with the master.
FO2: numerous.. that game had so many funny dialogues..

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:24 am

Anything by Ulysses :bolt:

dont kill me plz