I'll follow the oblivion path. Necrophilia. Didn't have enough money to pay the 500 gold fine.

Probably something like killing the captain of the guard for [censored] and killing my wife or something along those lines. So that way I'm "guilty" but still justified in my own eyes.

it's possible necrophilia is legal in skyrim... though i doubt marriage is possible.

For trying to steal everything that wasn't nailed down in the census office..

Alcohol. Fire spells. Bad combination.

That statement paired with your avatar couldn't help but make me feel fuzzy inside. Nothing like hooligan ponies that steal from the government.

I'm a descendant of the Champion of Cyrodiil, who few know, was imprisoned for sleeping with the Emperor's Wife and Daughter simultaneously. Following in his footsteps I have slept with the wife and daughter of one of the Lords of Skyrim, in a much more clandestine affair. When they got pregnant, I smuggled them across the border to Cyrodiil, only to get captured myself.

Seems to run in the family.

i had rare protected nirn root leaf on my boot strap after a mudcrab chased me up the mountains :sadvaultboy: ,.... crab soup was tasty though :wink_smile:

No ones shinies are safe..

Not sure yet. But my Dunmer's reason for Oblivion was illegally crossing Cyrodill by choice while on a mission for The Temple. Might do it again for good irony although can't use the temple bit this time.



I LOL'd hard.




Nice!



CHEESE, FOR EVERYONE!




Hahahahahaahaha, oh god! Somewhat-literally.



Doubtful. They went through the work of encasing their fallen brothers-in-arms within magically protected ice back in Solsthiem. Sounds like they take such matters very seriously.



Like the guard himself per-se?

"What in Stendarr's name are you trying to do to me, CRIMINAL SCUM?!

"Stuffing you into my loot bag. What's it look like?"

*Guard cuts the bag open*

"Oh blas-"

Edit: Now that I think about it... I'm officially using the above short story as an SI character's reason.

-DL :chaos:

You dont wanna know....

This is pretty mature but here it goes.......

I have a half nord and half imperial (she going to look like her father thought, the nord) 17 year old named Miria how is convicted of murdering four men that were ex bandits involved of raiding her home, killing her father, and molesting her when she was 15 in revenge. After that event, she swore to track them down and kill all of the bandits that had taken everything from her with the skills her father gave her to fight(two handed swordsmanship and archery). Two years later, Miria had tracked the last of them to skyrim and had kill most of them brutaly until she found the last one, the ex ring leader of the bandit and the man who had hurt her when she was younger. When she found him, she saw that he had become a devoted father and loving husband to his family and that he had changed from the man she saw looking down on her as he took advantage of her. Yet, Miria's hatred lingered for what he used to be and what he did so she walked up to the small house he was living in and confronted him. When she did so, she was suprise to find out that he knew she was coming months ago and had been expecting her and as they talked, he admited that he was sorry for what he had done 2 years ago to her and stated that it started to change him into the man he was now. Miria started to pitty him and made a agreement with him stating that, due to his good deeds resently, him and Miria would fight to the death honorably and that his family would not witness the fight. So as his wife and children were out into the woods picking berries, not knowing of the agreement that was made, and the two of them started fighting to the death and even though he was stronger then her Miria was faster and so she chopped his head off his body with her claymore. As she looked down at his his crimson pool of blood on the floor, It became apprent that she had repeated what she had went thought 2 years ago with his family by killing him and so she started to feel pain and remorse for them. As she cry out of the justice she had finally gotten and the renching sorrow for his family, she thought that the best thing to do now was to turn herself in to the guards so that everyone would be given a far tratment. Sadly, as she left the house with blood covering her body, Miria came across his family and even though she didn't look at them in there eyes she fell all of them looking with fear for there father and husband until she passed them. Later, she turned herself in and now after months of being in a jail cell she is waiting to be exacuted.

Thats it.......

I like it. Deep and thought provoking. :thumbsup:

-DL :chaos:

I never knew what this little avatar ment before, but now I do: :mohawk:

That is awesome, inspiring me to put some time into my characters back story

I invented a 04 mm nug.

I passed gas at the most inoportune time (hiding behind the Lady's curtains...when her husband came in)

Pushed a button and ended up across the realm

Put a pointy blade on a long stick

Built my pillow fort too high

Stacked too many spoons during the competition and people got suspicious

Floated in the air

Hey, no problem! Glad to be of service! Now, how to role play getting around the burns...

very solid, thoughtful stuff thanks for sharing.

though i wonder sometimes if paragraphs are frown upon in forums.

tax evasion - I know, the Skyrim justice system is pretty bad-ass

I'm in for what happened during my story the sanity of the soon deceased. (Click the linkamajigger)

Anyone who would frown upon paragraphs on an online forum is an idiot.

I made some crazy claims that I was the Nerevarine, Champion of Cyrodiil, Lone Wanderer, and Courier. They especially did not like my tales of the strange Oblivion plane known as "The Wasteland". :sadvaultboy:

I was bragging about having the soul of a dragon about a week before the dragons returned... I guess they thought I had something to do with it. :shrug:

I stole a fishy stick.

I...I just really wanted one. :sadvaultboy:

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enter button's my homie.

Also, we ever find out what that [censored] from OB intro was in fer?

That's funny, my assassin I am RP'ing as getting charged with arson, though he didnt intentionally set it :chaos: