I am totally going to squee, open the case, put it in the PS3 and spend hundreds of hours on the customization screen and making my
BarbieKen as pretty as possib----wait, that's not an option?
Oh.
Well, single-player, then, I guess, lol.

...And, after getting used to it and finishing the campaign, maybe, just maybe, I'll go online...? (I'm so scared!)