Where have all my stiffs gone? : V

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:34 am

So my necromancer had a house full bodies in whiterun, which, since the games launch, I have used as a storage place for dead thralls. They have always been there. However, since the latest update. They are gone. And any I try to store there from now on vanish too upon returning from a fast travel.

Can you no longer do this?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:47 am

That's kind of messed up dude. . .

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:48 am

You can't get stiff because the dead bodies have gone? :wtf:

Or... the bodies are cleared after a month like regular dead bodies in the world.

Either way... wtf..

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:06 am

That's kind of messed up dude. . .

How so?

I did try using chickens as dead thralls, but they kept getting killed. :mad:

Oh, and "stiffs" is a slang word for corpses. For those with a limited vocabulary and a disgusting mind. :sick:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:06 am

How so?

I did try using chickens as dead thralls, but they kept getting killed. :mad:

You're storing dead bodies in a house like some sort of [censored] up necrophiliac. . .

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:42 pm

You should see a doctor about that. A lot of necromancers have that issue with their stiffs. They usually recommend cithanatos.

Don't take, if you take nightingale for chest pains. Call your dark lord immediately if your stiffs are down for more than four hours, as that could be a sign of a more lively condition.

And be sure you are unhealthy enough for necromanical activity, before taking cithanatos.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:40 am

Take Viagra

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:57 am

You're storing dead bodies in a house like some sort of [censored] up necrophiliac. . .

LOL and i suppose slitting somebodys throat or cutting their head off is acceptable in YOUR game? :rolleyes:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:35 am

Take Viagra

Wow! do you do stand up comedy for a living? You should.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:59 am

Oh, and "stiffs" is a slang word for corpses. For those with a limited vocabulary and a disgusting mind. :sick:

LOL, I'm not the one keeping a store of dead bodies!

Just a joke, and the fact you took it seriously makes me go WTF even harder.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:51 am

LOL and i suppose slitting somebodys throat or cutting their head off is acceptable in YOUR game? :rolleyes:

Yes but turning your house into a morgue is really messed up, especialy when you're planning on building an undead army.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:15 am

epic thread

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:03 am

I think it's cool that you did that

I can't really answer your question as to why they keep disappearing, though. probably just another bug that comes with the "patch".

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Lol

I think the patch notes stated something about the clearing up of stiffs now functioning correctly. So if you patched up then that is the most likely cause.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:42 am

Yes but turning your house into a morgue is really messed up, especialy when you're planning on building an undead army.

:rofl:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:04 am

I'm prettu sure bodies just dissappear after awhile. An in game month sounds about right.

And lol at the people thinking it's perverted. With the amount of people you murder in this game, the fact that you keep a few trophy bodies around is really minor comparatively.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:35 am

I think it's cool that you did that

I can't really answer your question as to why they keep disappearing, though. probably just another bug that comes with the "patch".

Yea probably. I guess its a world clean up thing that is now working properly. Ah well, back to storm atronachs then.. :shakehead:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:56 am

Some of you really make me wonder.. :shakehead:

I get where you are coming from. Having your collection of powerful thralls going missing when in slumber mode is going to be a major annoyance. :facepalm:

If you resurrection them, does that reset the 30 day limit?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:22 am

I am sure we can all have our stiffs in storage when the CK is released.

I want reusable ones, too! That doesn't disintegrate when I poke them..

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:09 pm

I'm prettu sure bodies just dissappear after awhile. An in game month sounds about right.

And lol at the people thinking it's perverted. With the amount of people you murder in this game, the fact that you keep a few trophy bodies around is really minor comparatively.

If i ran into a strong character Id dead thrall them, then store for use another time. Atronachs are better at certain things but get stuck in narrow dungeons. So id use dead thralls instead. Trouble is most are pretty weak.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:22 am

That's kind of messed up dude. . .

His character is a necromancer, what is he supposed to do, put vases of petunias around?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:28 am

Some of you really make me wonder.. :shakehead:

I get where you are coming from. Having your collection of powerful thralls going missing when in slumber mode is going to be a major annoyance. :facepalm:

If you resurrection them, does that reset the 30 day limit?

Hmm. Thats a possibility. Could be that I hadnt raised them in a while.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:27 am

His character is a necromancer, what is he supposed to do, put vases of petunias around?

hehe :biggrin:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:52 am

Hmm. Thats a possibility. Could be that I hadnt raised them in a while.

If you fast travel a lot over large distances, its going to eat up those 30 days in no time so make sure you water your thralls every once in while. :thumbsup:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:25 am

If you fast travel a lot over large distances, its going to eat up those 30 days in no time so make sure you water your thralls every once in while. :thumbsup:

Yea thats true. Will do. :goodjob: