Which Race Is Which Real Life Condiment? : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:20 pm

Also, the Dwemer are clearly metal shavings. Quite a painful condiment, but entirely fitting.

They are rust.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:47 am

They are rust.

Let's come to an agreement. They are rusty metal shavings.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:42 am

Dwemer are Nutella. You always want them but there never seems to be any in the fridge.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:51 am

Is this one of those, "what color is the number 4" type things? .....Just kidding, well not really but but this thread made me smile. Three cheers for the OP. HipHip........

P.S. The answer is green.

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:51 pm

That raises another question.

What color is Meridia?

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:51 pm

That raises another question.

What color is Meridia?

Octarine. Since one of her aspects encompasses the "cleansing light" why not make it magical light as well.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:16 am

Peryite is Jungle Green mixed with florescent orange.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:40 am

Best lore forum thread. Ever.

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:04 pm

Hmmm... What about Ayleids? Maybe.... Peanut Butter?

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:48 pm

Dragons are kimchi. Really old, but seems to be everywhere recently.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:02 am

Hmmm... What about Ayleids? Maybe.... Peanut Butter?

I don't know, I can't remember the last time a jar of Peanut Butter enslaved an entire race :tongue:

Also, this thread wins.

» Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:09 pm

I don't know, I can't remember the last time a jar of Peanut Butter enslaved an entire race :tongue:

Peanut Butter was dominant at one point and time, plus they had they're good friends the Daedra or Rasberry jam, to help them out.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:42 am

Peanut Butter was dominant at one point and time, plus they had they're good friends the Daedra or Rasberry jam, to help them out.

*leaves to make a PB&J*

damn you guys

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:14 am

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the actual [six/chips]? Raspberry jam and peebee? You mean strawberry, right?

I think the Ayleids could be aoli. Its fate is intertwined with that of mayonnaise, and requires an exact egg-cracking. Ingredients that don't necessarily work together are blended very slowly to avoid instability and undesired change. Properly made aioli achieves stasis through a strange process that involves controlled change.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:44 am

Orcs -- Vegemite with Rye whiskey in it.

Sadist.

Khajiit -- Simple Syrup, laced with Meth.

You know, I always kinda thought of the Khajiit as Heroin types. I mean, sure, there's the sugar rush kinda thing, and why else would you be able to climb to the moon except under the influence of something that makes you think that every idea you have is the best idea ever? And of course there's the moon sugar / cocaine parallel. But something about the Khajiit culture makes me think of poppies. Oh wait I know why. Well, whatever.

Also I think the Argonians are meth heads. Why else would they have such jacked-up teeth?

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:52 am

This thread is worthy.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:03 am

This thread is worthy.

So are you MK, So are you. :tops:

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:14 am

Nirn is a fishstick.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:43 am

The sideways Wheel that-is-the-Tower is a fishy stick.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:27 am

Nah that is tartar sauce.

By the way, Dwemer are Elmer's Glue. Which technically can be a condiment even though it isn't supposed to be.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:13 am

Nirn is a fishstick.

Immortal jellyfish.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:14 am

Immortal jellyfish.

Not that immortal. It will probably cease to exist if the Godhead wakes up.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:39 am

Falmer: Horseradish.

That white stuff in the back of the fridge that kills any brave soul who dares to touch it.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:23 am

Immortal jellyfish.

How dare you speak that name in our presence.

» Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:22 am

I've always seen the Khajiit as mustard. They have a distinctive flavor, but can be prepared in a myriad different ways.

Argonians strike me more as a relish. Delicious, but not many people seem to like it.