Who gonna find that Hot blonde girl in the pics that has bee : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:34 pm

Psh, serving wenches are below me. I'm gonna find a hot countess or at least a high ranking guild member

Do I sense a political scandal brewing?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:27 pm

Furry much? It's all about the orc ladies mate...

Nah mate, the scalies are where its at, gonna go out and marry and Argonian. Just one question, how do Argonians reproduce? Does she lay the eggs and I fertilize them?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:50 pm

I just wanna "Ride" my horse.....

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:44 pm

Do I sense a political scandal brewing?

It's only a scandal if people find out :ninja: But I think it'd be less scandalous for the hero of Skyrim who is the head of a number of Guilds/Factions to be bedding nobility than common street floozies

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:18 pm

No thanks, prefer raven haired ones, reds arent bad either:)

Actually a "kinswoman" would be best. Speaking of Dunmer, who now have an entire town for themselves :wub:

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:25 pm

gonna try to make the ugliest kids possible. Maybe mix argonian with Khajiit. No offense to anyone who loves both of those but the two combined.... YEESH!

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:12 am

Me! Unless I find an even hotter one along the way... Can we have more than one wife? :hubbahubba:

TES VI: Utah "The mormonian mission"

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:49 pm

No because I'm not a weirdo

This.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:06 pm

i wouldn't touch her with the end of my staff, even if it WAS enchanted with resist disease +100

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:25 am

taSty sTream is reAlly aBle to aLign my thrEads with bubBling pOwer crYstals.

:wink_smile:

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:57 pm

GUYS what if shes already marry? :violin:

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:23 pm

GUYS what if shes already marry? :violin:

Two steps:
1-Stab the husband.
2-Reinitiate dialogue with widow.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:05 pm

Two steps:
1-Stab the husband.
2-Reinitiate dialogue with widow.

Great idea.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:27 pm

I find it very humorous how this was the first thought that many experienced after the announcement of "marriage" being in-game :tongue:.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:31 am

Two steps:
1-Stab the husband.
2-Reinitiate dialogue with widow.

Next possibility- what is her gender preferences are "alternative"?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:05 am

Next possibility- what is her gender preferences are "alternative"?

I believe there are shops specificly designated to give your character a good ol' six change

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:54 pm

Who is desperate enough to have six with pixels?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:17 pm

Next possibility- what if her gender preferences are "alternative"?

Two steps:
1-Acquire Dwemer Camera.
2-Start negotiation with couple.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:04 am

I believe there are shops specificly designated to give your character a good ol' six change

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doubt it
Yeah, REALLY doubt it.

Who is desperate enough to have six with pixels?

Who is desperate enough to have six with cells?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:03 am

Because of this thread, she will on the bad end of a fireball. Or maybe one of those nice new exploding floor runes.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:59 am

Video game romance is lame. Anyone who flirts with me in Skyrim is going to die a terrible, terrible death.

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:49 pm

I never thought she was hot. She does of course look better than most from Oblivion. Now Dynari Amnis on the other hand :wub:

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Well she does look good... I got an idea. I will roleplay a desprate nerd giving an excuse to do romance.. No one will ever know..

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:23 am

EWWWW NO!!! I don't want her! Everyone's all over her on these forums, plus you never know where a barmaid like that's been >.>

Plus I don't see the interest in blondes. I prefer dark hair personally.

Read this in Sheogorath's voice :clap: :cookie:

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:49 pm

I find the woman in the dragon armor much hotter... Well thats just my opinion...