I jist gave some bum a buttload of purified water so that Star Paladin Black Chick in Power Armor would hang out wit me. Afta realizin' da hard way that she wasn't down wit gettin that power armor off we took a nice stroll into da wasteland. BAM! Outa nowhere sum Albino Radscorpian Mutha comes on ova & kills Star Paladin Black Chick in Power Armor. What da Fudge?
Now I gots to try & track down that bum whos gots my wata befo he goes on and drinks it all. Worse yet is Clover is all mad at me cause I told her to take a hike so I could get with a chick whose dead. I gotta go on & get her back cause I don't like her rubbin all up on Eulogy. Maybe I should kill him.