Who's sixy? - the Aurora Edition

Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:06 am

Think vanilla faces now, so even if you have a mod that turns Uthgerd into a hot hot supermodel babe, ignore it and look her up on the UESP if you don't remember what she looks like.

And for those of you who say you can't vote because you don't find men attractive, let me quote Rosveen from the other "who's sixy" thread:

My choices:

1. Vilkas. Farkas got the looks, but Vilkas got the looks AND the brains.

2. Argis. Calder could have looked good, but OMG those muttonchops.

3. Teldryn. I do adore Erandur, but sorry, Teldryn is just hotter.

4. Balimund. This one is hard, since I don't think anyone of them look particular sixy, and I think they have the same voice too.

5. Marcurio. This shouldn't even be a question. Easy the hottest Imperial in the game.

6. Ulfric. Also hard since Erik is adorable, but I have to go with maturity and sixy Voice here.

7. Saadia. One of the most beautiful women in the game. Still I have yet to save her from those Alik'r...

8. Maven. Also hard, and I don't like any of them, but Maven has a sort of snobbish elegance. I can imagine she was quite a beauty when she was younger.

9. Rikke. Both are BA, but Rikke wins the beauty competition.

10. Well, I simply can't vote for myself, so Hagrid gets it.

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Chenae Butler
 
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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:23 am

Voted.

Farkas

Argis

Teldryn

Balimund (Salessi version1 married him)

General Tullius

Ulfric Stormcloak

Saadia

Maven (Both are ugly but I'll only vote Delphine when its dumbest essential npc contast)

Legate Rikke

And of course Aurora :D

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Kelsey Hall
 
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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:50 am

1- Vilkas.
2- So Ulfric Clone or Farengar clone...
3- Teldryn
4- Ulfberth. Has one hell of a wife
5- Tullius
6- Ulfric...I guess
7- Saadia, exotic Redguard beauty
8- Maven. She has power
9- Rikke
10- Hagrid. Because.
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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:01 am

things in caps are my serious votes.

FARKAS

argis

Teldryn

ulfberth

marcurio

ULFRIC

SAADIA

delphine

rikke

THE DUNMER AVATAR

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Blessed DIVA
 
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Post » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:13 pm

Aurora vs Hagrid?
https://imgflip.com/i/6swkp

1) Vilkas. Can't stand Farkas.
2) Argis. Couldn't remember who these two were. I liked Argis more, other one was ugly.
3) Erandur. Teldryns armour makes him look like a giant [censored]. Literally!
4) Ulfberth. Absolutely gorgeous. Very very manly, and that beard! To die for.
5) Marcurio. I'm a fan of neither, but Tulius sets my teeth on edge every time.
6) Ulfric. Duhhhhh.
7) Saadia. She's in the top three most gorgeous women in the game. Love her.
8) Maven. Because Delphine looks like a man, and is one of the most evil characters in Skyrim.
9) Rikke. Because the other woman resembles a horse, and basically murdered a young tot. Hate her.
10) I have a major crush on Aurora's avatar, and she voted for me so... :P

I'm obviously going to win. :lol:

In the words of Haggar, whoever votes for Aurora has been enjoying potions lessons a bit too much.
And for those of you mud bloods who can't make up your mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCfRzUj16Q
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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:37 pm

1. Vilkas: He is one of the few Companions that I can tolerate. Plus, he has a brain between his ears.

2. Argis: He has no mutton chops.

3. Teldryn: I like his skillset and give-no-f***s attitude.

4. Balimund: Moustache

5. Marcurio: Between these two, I find him to be the least annoying.

6. Ulfric: Longer resume of accomplishments. Perhaps Eric can one day be as sixy as him.

7. Susanna: She is not a traitorous noble who sold out her land and kin to the Aldmeri Dominion.

8. Delphine: I find her to be much more respectable than Maven.

9. Rikke: One is a high-ranking officer of the Imperial Legion, whereas the other one is a failed Companion. Need I say more?

10. Aurora: Because sixy Dunmer.

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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:29 am

Vilkas

Calder

Erandur. Teldryn comes off as more of an old man. Just his sense of humor and stuff.

Ulfberth. He said he wanted to get a pint sometime :cool: I felt so special...

Marcurio. Tullius looks like a prune with white hair.

Ulfric. Just his voice, man. So sixy.

Susanna. I dunno, Saadia is nice and all but siding with the Thalmor? Bleh.

Delphine. She looks better than Maven, but if I had to kill one of them it'd be Delphine.

Rikke. Uthgerd is pretty much a grown up Braith. First she beats you up, then she hits on you. :confused:

Hagrid. Sorry lass, it was close. But no one beats Hagrid's beard... his sixy, sixy beard... :bonk:

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Post » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:40 pm

See? That wasn't so hard! :D More votes folks! :banana:

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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:45 am

Farkas. He has the longest hair of the two and I have a thing for long haired men.

Argis, because he looks like Erik the Slayer.

Erandur, because I've never actually seen Teldryn's face.

Ulfberth

Marcurio

Erik the Slayer. He's probably the best looking guy in Skyrim (in my opinion)

Saadia

Delphine

Legate Rikki

Aurora's avatar

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Post » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:57 am

This is more like it. :D

Farkas- so hard to pick, had to go with brawn over brains

Argis

Teldryn- though I love them both

Balimund

Marcurio- I don't really like him, but Tullius? :yuck:

Ulfric- no contest

Saadia- even though she's a Thalmor lackey

Maven

Rikke

Dunmer chick

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