» Mon May 07, 2012 9:02 pm
Actually, our Khajiit prisoner is the last surviving Ayleid, as the last true heir of the House of Camoran, which had been inexplicably tied to the House of Thalmor during the Dragon Break when a princess gave birth to her own father, who was a Dremora conceived during the Oblivion Crisis by Sheogorath after he had become a Khajiit at the end of the 3'rd era in the future, thus breaking his own possipoint forcing him to do a crap load of [SKOOMANIT]. This impossible Khajiit-Bosmer-Dremora heir to the House of Camoran, thrice-blessed by Meridia (except on Tirdas for such a thing is blasphemous) in order to combat the rare case of congenital Padhemophilia had inexplicably been born as the first incarnate of St. Nectar of the Ayleid kingdom of Kantthinka-Noth-Ingbettar by virtue of his odd birth meeting the requirements of St. Nectar's odd prophecy which was made right before his entire kingdom collectively reached Zero-Sum rather than suffer through Pelinal's rarely mentioned Math Crusade. This last Ayleid, known by Thalmor Aurbimancers as the Nectarine would go through life plagued by his obsession with Khajiiti pormography, later taking his obsession to the next level, producing a Khajiit child owing to his impossible blood. That child, long known to the Grand Floaters of Artaeum would eventually be imprisoned because of claim to the throne and subsequently freed when the dreaded left kneecap of Numidium sprung from its chrysalis shell and vibrated all the Alinor jailers a song of infinite sleep originally penned by the Dwemer echosmith Barrum Manolthar.
After escaping prison, the Khajiit killed an awful lot of rats, most of which were invisible which could only be killed with similarly invisible weapons. It was here that the Khajiit not only displayed his skill with the invisible crossbow and his invisible spear, but also earned the undying admiration of Irthena Drelas, who representing the insanity of the Godhead both loved and hated rats, especially the invisible ones. Little did the Khajiit know that she was in fact a rat, and he was really the invisible one. [End of fragment]