Who will rule skyrim? : V

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:29 am

Neither the Imperials, nor the stormcloaks not even the thalmor

Who you ask? Falmar. Have you seen their Chaurus hatchery? I just spend the last 30 minutes collecting over 400 eggs under Frostflow Lighthouse.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:19 pm

It's a good thing I've killed most of them in Blackreach then.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:11 pm

Yeah, the blind, degenerate elves and their over-sized cockroaches can definitely defeat the Dominion, Empire, and Stormcloaks. :tongue:

But seriously, the Falmer have been more of a challenge in a fight than any equal number of Imperials, Thalmor agents, or Stormcloak soldiers. Not to mention I've been killed more by Charus than anything else.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:04 am

Actually there's a book in game that supports this idea lol.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:39 pm

Are falmer edible?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:08 am

Of course they can take over the world, have you seen the damage a chaurus reaper does to you? I say one of those things goes out into the wild, everyone's [censored].

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:52 pm

The Thalmor deserve to rule.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:24 pm

The Thalmor deserve to rule.

No.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:16 pm

No.

Yes.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:04 am

Yes.

No.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:18 am

No.

Yes.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:00 pm

Yes.

Yes?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:21 pm

Mudcrabs will seize the world.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:21 pm

Yes?

Yesh.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:19 pm

Yesh.

No...........sh.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:51 pm

No...........sh.

Yes.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:21 am

Mudcrabs will seize the world.

Eventually, but not yet. Soon the Dragons will rule it all anyway, since they keep spawning so fecking often and the Falmer could gather 50 of themselves, they'd still get owned by an Elder dragon...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:51 pm

Mudcrabs will seize the world.

Maybe the Falmer could build chariots pulled by mudcrabs. Granted they wouldn't move very fast but man... they wouldn't move very fast.

Neither the Imperials, nor the stormcloaks not even the thalmor

Who you ask? Falmar. Have you seen their Chaurus hatchery? I just spend the last 30 minutes collecting over 400 eggs under Frostflow Lighthouse.

I will only support their plan for domination if it opens with them surging forth from the sewers, out of storm drains and manholes... since Skyrim doesn't have these things the Falmer better get to work on a major civil engineering project.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:12 pm

I will only support their plan for domination if it opens with them surging forth from the sewers, out of storm drains and manholes... since Skyrim doesn't have these things the Falmer better get to work on a major civil engineering project.

You need to look around solitude better... there is several manhole covers in solitude...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:58 pm

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKZOR!!!

EDIT: Damn.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:04 am

You need to look around solitude better... there is several manhole covers in solitude...

You're right.

hmy:

I don't know how I forgot them - ok Falmer, phase one is on.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:36 pm

You only see 10-15 Chaurus per cave but hundreds of eggs.

1. This means a relatively small number of advlt Chaurus can produce a very huge amount of eggs but are dormant until some conditions are meet. (food availability?)
2. The main advlt brood is hidden somewhere deep underground your character has not been able to access. (Sewers?)

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:19 am

Just spawned 5 Chaurus Reaper vs 30 Imperial Soldiers. The imperials are owned so badly it isn't even funny.

NOT A SINGLE REAPER DIED.

Then I even the odds a bit, 2 Chaurus Reaper vs 30 Imperials Soldiers.

AGAIN NOT A SINGLE REAPER DIED.

Suffice to say it's only a matter of time until the Falmar reclaim the surface.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:24 am

The Snow Prince II?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:29 am

you guys forgot that their is only one thing that they cannot beat and that is DragonBorn :tongue: