Basically WE had to sell our soul so that Karliah could pay nocturnal back for the misdeeds and foulups she and the previous nocturnals did. We didnt NEED to be Nightingales, karliah NEEDED us to sell our souls so she wouldnt be indept to Nocturnal since her actions and the others ones have put them in a deep hole with Nocturnal.

Basically, like a true thief we got scammed in we thought we HAD to do something and we got a nice trick and armor outta it, but in the end it was just so she was back on equal footing with nocturnal with her "debts".

Actually...all of them for one reason or another. However, just from the most recent experience...Serana got my vote. Why?

Because, while it is cute, her AI puts her in my way. I get so damn irritated because she steps in front of me and or pushes all the time.

And her dialog is stupid. We exit a cave and the first thing from her mouth..."It's good to breathe fresh air again." You're dead!... for crying out loud.

Well, you can drown as a vampire, so maybe they aren't undead, but unalive

Elenwen, but I wouldnt just slap her face, Id start somewhere else

Haha, that's a funny way to put it.

Delphine and Esbern. Oh man, I want my char Lanson to enchant his gauntlets with soul trap and drain health, grab them both by the neck, hold them there while I literally svck the health of them with my palms, then watch in satisfaction as their souls leave their bodies and enter my petty soul gems that I will take to my home in Lakeview Manor and bury them in the soil for all eternity. Then I will go to the Soul Cairn and instruct my old buddy Durnevihur to terrorize the two of them. Give the nice dragon something good to do on the weekends.

They have absolutely no respect for the Dragonborn, and only see them as a weapon to point. They steal my Horn of Jurgen Windcaller, make me walk all the way back to Riverwood, send me on a chase to kill another dragon, get me on bad terms on with the Thalmor and Aldermi Dominion (even though I didn't like those guys to start with), have me save one of them in Riften so the Thalmor didn't get him, just rudely barge in on my Diplomatic meeting, and after all that basically order me to to kill Paarthanux? Ah hell no. Screw those guys. The Dev team for Skyrim really need to give us an option to tell the Blades to shove it and walk away.

I HAZ ADDEDZ KARLIAHZ TO ZEH OPTIONZ.

And THAT'S another thing I want to talk about...



What the hell is that?

There's much slapping to be done, although Serena would get an extra one.

You don't have the ones I'd like to smack on the list.....that snotty old bat Lillith Maiden-Loom AND her friend Maven!! "...come to do your good deed for the day, hmm....?"

Yes you old witch, come to put you out of everyone's misery!! No wonder you're still a 'maiden'!!! Who in their right mind would.....

Saadia and Astrid.

Haha! Well,I have never seen Lilith as a bad person,Maybe i dont know much about her, i actually didnt remember her name so i googled it,And oh. it was that old woman.

She is friends with maven?

Can you add
Nord
Breton
Imperial
Redguard
Altmer
Bosmer
Dunmer
Khajiit
Argonian
To Zee List

If you stop by her long enough trigger dialog, one of the things she says is"My friend Maven and I - have you met Maven, in Riften? - we know our place in this world. Know the place of others, too." in an almost threatening tone.

Thats weird,Maybe she is pure evil.
Lilith The new High Queen of skyrim D': !?

lol, she's just a sour old bat that has annoyed me much more than that stuffed shirt Nazeem. I don't know why, but she always seems to be walking the road into or out of the Whiterun gate when I am coming or going, passing me and saying something every time. Just got sick of it.

ZEH LIST WUDZ GETZ TOO BIGZ THEN!!

Humanz
Elvz
Beastz

Why do people wanna slap poor Serana?

Elenwen. Any of the Thalmor leaders can be smacked through and through.

I can imagine what she will say in that posh voice when you decide to smack her.

My [censored] neighbor who...

... oh. Err, Nazeem I guess.

elenwen just POW! leave a nice big hand print on her pretty smug racist face

Elenwen's racist? Im sure she thinks her race is superior, but she never seems too aggressive or insulting of other's races.

Grelod the kind