I would like to do more to Delphine than slap her around. Erikur? Slap. Siddgeir? Slap, slap. Serana? Love her, but slap and shove her out of the way. Delphine? I'd give every last septim to watch Paarthurnax burn her to a crisp.
This thread is so old, michaelpk's old account has posts here.
I would slap, no, punch Karliah in the jaw for being a stupidly annoying character that is part of a nonsensical plot.
Damn essential NPCs.
Necromancy is strong with this one.
If I could slap one NPC...who'd it be..hmm. Well, from that list it'd have to be Karliah. If anyone has read that long, beautiful blog post on why the TG quest svcks then you'll understand why. Then again, I'd like to know who the 15 writers that worked on that thing are.
First I would slap around a few people on this forum. Then I guess it would be Heimskr. Micheal Gough's over-acting gets on my nerves very quickly.
Marcurio would have been my first choice. His arrogant attitude just rubs me the wrong way, but Nazeem is just a jerk, so I picked him.