Who would you most like to slap around the face? : V - Skyrim

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:35 am

Probably Delphine. Only because I would hope that it would somehow make her more open to my ideas. Most likely wouldn't work, but whatever.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:59 pm

LMAO

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:31 pm

but im yet to see anyone in this thread calling ulfric a "beyotch" as she said tullius is... ijs

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:51 pm

Well,What most people say is the popular and ignorant statement that ulfric is a racist an "nazi" Isnt that a bigger insult?

Well,I shouldnt have said this

Maybe i shouldnt say more,

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:42 pm

And thus, Godwin's law hath been invoked.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:13 pm

It doesn't take long around here, does it.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:22 am

I'm kind of surprised we made it to two pages...

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:51 pm

I would really like to slap Nazeem and Delphine at the same time.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:46 am

It's very nearly Vignar Gray-Mane.
"Ha! Bet you think you're something, eh?"
... I ate Alduin for breakfast this morning, you twit.

Ultimately, though, it has to be the default Jarl of Falkreath.
Just... Everything about him.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:15 pm

My main character punched him in the face upon first entering the building, then high tailed it outta Solitude before finally going back days later and properly joining them lol.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:44 pm

I have to agree. I cant stand Sidgeir the Spoilt bastard.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:30 pm

Erikur is absolutely revolting.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:55 pm

Nazeem as he is cheeky and stuck up but absolutely no threat to others. A slap would be healthy :smile:

on the other hand a Thalmor agent or Delphine are an actual danger to others so a slap doesn't suffice. Delphine is not so bad as she just pens on the older fella's instruction and in their defence they are speaking of a dragon with previous atrocities (though I disagree with them totally and have since fallen ways - dare they try dictate to me!! Plus the dragon is my bro!).

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:30 pm

While I'm a Empire supporter, Tullius did seem sarcastic in his remark "And I'm sure you being imprisoned was all a big misunderstanding..."

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:28 pm

Do what Clyde does to Darby? That's pretty harsh, to put it mildly

Put yeah my vote goes for Delphine aswell.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:59 am

Poetic Justice.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:36 pm

Worst Jarl ever... Of all time.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:23 pm

That's the very line I cracked him on... :lol:

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:07 pm

If an NPC is annoying enough to make me want to do something like that, I just kill them instead.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:25 am

We haz added more optionz to zeh poll. :tops:

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:02 pm

I haz Seen Them.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:56 am

I like Serana, I can tolerate Battleborn, and Delphine is a bit of a mixed bag, the only thing I don't like about her is her Parthanaux issue. The rest are pretty equally despicable. However, nothing would give me more pleasure than to slap a Thalmor agent; even a low ranking one.

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:30 am

GOODZ

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:04 pm

All those snarky guards.. 'someone stole your sweet roll' - indeed - I can rend Dragons from the sky, slaughter entire crypts of draugr, dwemer ruins of falmer - run the Dark Brotherhood, Mages College and Thieves Guilds and I still have to put up with snarky guards and let's not forget those bratty kids..

slap them all I say...

WITH AN AXE!!!

» Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:09 pm

Me? I wanna do more than slap this person, but unfortunately I cant. I absolutely HATE Maven Black-briar. I love the thieves guild in all, but I just literally cant stand Maven. And being the Listener, I sure do wish it was possible to send her directly to Sithis.