Who is your most hated NPC in Skyrim?

I'll post my most hated NPC later because I'm busy fighting the Markarth guards.

inb4delphine

Karliah. What ever happened to that one comment I made about hanging her by her own spine and have Nocturnal summon swarms of flaming crows to feed on her for all eternity?

Anyway, she is an ever annoying wretch that forces you to join her Daedric worshipping cult (yes that's pretty much what it is) and become the dog of Nocturnal with her Nightingale crap that was apparently necessary to stop Mercer because he was too "powerful". Seriously, if that were really the case I would have joined Mercer and killed Karliah in the process.

ULFRIC STORMCLOAK!!

nope ,kidding! dont hit me!

Its "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job"

if i had to pick a advlt one it would have to be "it's long past time for him to pay for his crimes. And he's not just any dragon. He was the right hand of Alduin. He committed atrocities so infamous they are still remembered, thousands of years later"

Delphine and Karliah.

Delphine because, well, you know.

Karliah because she forces us into a deal with Nocturnal and her voice. "Right unda yo nozez".

I would put in Ulfric, but I dislike him. Not hate him.

oh

I like Karliah's voice.

I want to say M'aiq the Liar, because he just stands there and doesn't do anything. Come to think of it, maybe I don't hate the character, just the way they used him.

I think I'll say the woman in Riften that sells weapons and such at one of the small stands in the middle of the city. You know, the mean one that's always in a bad mood. "Come back when you're ready to spend more gold!" "You gonna stare all day or buy some armor?"

Mavin Black-Briar.

Paarthurnax

All of the children

Giants

Butterflies

This http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Taarie and this http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Endarie

BOTH are dead in my game. Witnesses were disposed of, and any evidence pointing to the perpetrator has been destroyed.

Farengar.

Lydia. I'm not quite sure why, but ever since I first saw her i just wanted her to take an arrow to the knee

Karliah. She had potential but the sloppy storyline ruined her completely.

The moment I was able to issue Lydia commands, I told her to stay put in Whiterun, where she has been since.

I agree with Lydia. There's just something about her that I don't like. She died in the last playthrough I just completed. I accidentally dealt the killing blow to her while in a fight with some bandits. I didn't regret it afterwards.

I don't see the issue with her, besides being intrusive like every other housecarl. Besides that, she is kind of dull (like every other housecarl). I decapitated her after realizing she must live with me in Whiterun. In fact, I think I've killed all of my housecarls, besides the one in Windhelm and Solitude. Only because both are such large houses are they able to mind their own business and both houses are probably my least visited.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Vignar_Gray-Mane. "You're not as dumb as you look."

I want to slap him silly every time I hear that.

Really? I always took that as a compliment. As best as I can anyway.

All I can say is... "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdEMERq8MA"

1. Skald the Elder

2. Ancano

3. Braith

4. Nazeem

5. Delphine

I'll list more once I remember their names...

How about Vekel? "So, you're Brynjolf's new protege, eh? Don't look like much to me." What a jerk.

Toss-up between Ancano, or General Tulius!

Runners up would be:

-That "Bi-otch" that forces you to the headstone at the start of campaign.. Tiny little woman, in armor bigger than she(little guy/Gal syndrome).. I want to stand on her throat, watch the life slowly drain out of her, all way pulling fingernails with pliers, and sticking hot pokers into her eyesockets! She and Tulius, at this moment, are why i go Stormcloak 9/10 times!

-Nazeem, who is so high and mighty, only he knows where the cloud distr is located!

-Rolff Stonefist, for being a racist ass, to a pretty cool race.

-Elgred the Kind (if thats correct.. Woman from the orphanage)

-EVERY "Son of the Jarl".. Riften comes straight to mind

-The entire Black-Briar Fam, especially Sibbi..

-Mercer (ofcourse)

-The woman with pms, that sells light armor, and armor training in Riften square!

-Sven... What a completely useless individual...

-The Thalmor custodian in Markarth (really any/all Thalmor)

-And the whiney mage from whatever guild, whos looking for the staff of magnus.. Hes in the room where you heat/cool the dwemer machine to find the location of said staff.. Ive never NOT killed this pri-... Hiney head! XD

-Miraak.. For being so stingy with dragon souls... Theres plenty to go around..Thats worse than someone mining the node i was mining already, or tagging my enemy just as im about to engage in combat in World of Warcraft! Bringing a mob train onto you, and vanishing/disengaging.. Back when WoW was fun

-BARBOS!!!!! OMFG BARBOS!!! Pre USKP, that SoB would push me, and push me.. Either ruin any chance at sneaking.. Make me miss targets.. Or make me Steal an item, when all i wanted was to steal an item...

the lack of Nazeem in this thread is disturbing

With Vignar, *I* handed him his throne! It cuts deeper for me

Vekel eventually comes around, though

Belethor for his terrible voice: "EEEEEEEEEEEverything's for sale!"