Whoever coined the phrase "having a bad hair day?" knows Alexander.

That haircut is so bad only his left hand ever gets busy.

If I had a haircut that bad, I'd chop my head off and use it for a butt.

If I had a haircut that bad i'd kill a giant rat and use it as a hat.

Once I get much above level 20, and can get by with rest of vendors, it's a .308 to the haircut for good ole Alex - SOOO satisfying!!!!

Try it, you'll like it, I guarantee it!

I think he's face does that to him.

Or how he change clothes once in a few days.

Or maybe he doesn't get to sleep with the female guard.

I think its refreshing that he couldnt care less about the Courier. Awesome character.