So, why are we in prison this time? #2 : V - Skyrim

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:54 am

I shot the sheriff.

But I swear it was in self-defence. Also, I didn't shoot the deputy; that was someone else and I was just framed for it, really!

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:27 am

We...

#1- Petitioned for a constituional form of government and boycotted by refusing to pay taxes and dumping the Tamika's Wine supply into a harbor.

#2- Dressed up in a Mythic Dawn outfit and ran around screaming "FOR LORD DAGON!!"

#3- Said that Martin Septim was a eunich.

#4- Pissed on a temple alter.

#5- Started a religious movement where there's only one god.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:09 am

I am going to have to go with what has been mentioned,
Naked, Drunk, and Disorderly.
Making a ruckus in town with ale vomit stuck in my awesome beard.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:58 am

Sent to prison for making thread titles in all caps, still laboring under the falsehood that ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. :teehee:

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:13 pm

For refusing to enter a room with a spoon inside within 300 yards of a guard... As clumsiness is perceived to be just as serious as cannibalism.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:13 am

Having ran a multibillion septim Panzi scheme.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:37 am

Griefing in Minecraft

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:03 am

We wouldnt have, at least we wouldnt if it was for the medeling kids and there mutt...

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:31 pm

Reading a certain book about a certain kind of Argonian in public.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:58 pm

Sent to prison for making thread titles in all caps, still laboring under the falsehood that ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. :teehee:

I KNOW ITS JUST THAT I ASPIRE TO BE COOL.....HANG ON ... WAIT A SECOND............ woah...... now im the man.... thats right ladies.....form a que.....im subzero honey...but first...let me play this crazy lick on my guitar....

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:24 pm

For accidentially saying the words to a spell which brang back all the dragons ie the story line.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:48 pm

Smuggling in unedited copies of The Real Barenziah Vol. 4 from High Rock. The Temple made a huge fuss over it, so the guard brought me in. It was just a PR thing to stop the cries of moral outrage, so I'll be out come dawn...

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:47 am

Continuously having bowel movements in the public streets without paying the court a fee.

Ugh, it was like that when I went to Marseilles, France this year. Seriously, they use the streets as a toilet.

You're in prison for using http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Scroll_of_Icarian_Flight#Scroll_of_Icarian_Flight and accidentally crushing some poor Bosmer to death when you landed.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:22 pm

Running around with 25% cameleon whilst humming the Predator title sequence, and generally putting people on edge.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:10 am

For accidently picking up an apple

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:11 pm

For beating a doctor unconscious, [censored] his wife and daughter after forcing them to withdraw $20,000 from their bank account and than covering them with gasoline in their house and lighting their house on fire.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:42 am

Because WE SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE! :biggrin:

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:04 am

I'd like a spell that turns you into tofu.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:14 am

bullying retards

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:12 am

Told a Nord that his momma's face looks ugly.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:36 am

we installed morroblivion

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:45 am

For suggesting to put guns in Skyrim...
(At least no one wants armor lock in Skyrim)

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:38 am

Why, naturally... for protective custody against goblins or daedra for harbouring a player character in his brain. ^^

"We know he's making you do things! Don't worry... he won't be for long... because we'll KILL YOU! Bwahaha!"

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:53 am

how about being sent to prison because you failed in your mission to prevent the north korean military from securing a technologically advanced bio-organism found on a south-pacific island?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:49 am

For breeding Cliff Racers in the mountains of Skyrim!