So, why are we in prison this time? #2 : V - Skyrim

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:25 pm

For breeding Cliff Racers in the mountains of Skyrim!

i think the punishment for that should be death!
uuuugh clifracers..

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:20 pm

For not meeting the minimum beard length requirement as a Nord.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:32 am

For walking around wearing a sandwich board with the words 'The time has come, your fate has been chosen. The dragons have spoken'............Whilst ringing a huge bell

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:20 am

Spreading rumours regarding activities of which you believe occur within the guards sleeping quarters.

I wonder what he means :hubbahubba:

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:24 am

For downloading the game illegally :/

( but i gotta have it on my shelf so i wont start in prison

)

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:01 am

Accidently touching the plate under the food at an inn?

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:50 am

I stole all of the clothes in a Nord village, even those off the people's backs. Seeing me as an evil witch (despite being a man), they gave chase immediately afterwards. They eventually froze to death, but the bounty for all that theft carried on through to the next settlement I stopped off at, and the guards arrested me for the criminal scum that I was.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:50 am

Because we're the guard who's watching the cell where the game's dragons are being held. But then one says, "somebody come quick! This dragon is dying!", and hides next to the door and knocks us over the head when we come in and they all escape. We make it our quest to pursue them to atone for our shame for falling for such an old trick, taking the alias "Dovahkiin" because we're too much of a laughingstock to use our real name anywhere.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:21 am

For having everyone fight mudcrabs stronger than me

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:00 am

For trying to offer the gaurd other serives than the courts fine. Turns out he did flow that way :cryvaultboy:

For taking everything in any "unowned" chest barrel and crate i saw.

For putting booze and skooma in peoples pockets via reverse pickpocket.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:47 am

An unfortunate incident involving a summoned Dremora, a bottle of Telvanni Bug Musk, and way, way to many bananas.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:39 am

You were walking on your way to morrowind across the mountains till you get tripped up by a scrib of demonic powers and you fall down the hill loosing vision and you get battered pretty bad by the rocks whilst falling. When your discovered they think your one of the wanted criminals in skyrim (your face is hit badly so its deformed) and hense being put in jail

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:57 am

Picked up a spoon with the weight of 0.1 and the value of 0.0 in front of a guard. ("not on my watch criminal scum").

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:18 pm

You are traveling to skyrim. However, a space and time traveler from Fallout 3 has the bloody mess perk. He kills all of your party in extremely gory ways and you puke and somehow you are only knocked unconscious by his bullets. HE takes you prisoner and drops you off in some random prison.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:42 pm

levitating under the influence of alcohol after a cyrodiilic brandy and skooma binge at the grey mare. The guards found you floating around whilst unconcious. with a huge pile of sick directly below you.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:47 am

Just visiting.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:12 am

The obvious: Prisoner of war in the civil conflict.

I mean, that'd be a reason, wouldn't it?

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:35 am

Secret 'affairs' with Chancellor Ocato. But you didn't hear it from me.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:56 am

Too much skooma. Result: Heavy braindamage, no memories whatsoever and jail.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:13 pm

Because she lied about her age, however, this did not stand up in court as the girl in question was still on briast milk............... ten in the pen buddy

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:25 pm

I was just diggin' up that corpse because I needed some bonedust. Honest, officer.

Why, yes, my name is Falanu. Why do you ask?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:11 am

Dealing in restricted antiquites and restricted Bosmer flora. Compounded by the fact that when arrested, I slapped the big burly Nord on the ass, told him he was a fine man meal, and asked him if he'd like to make a sandwich.
Btw, I roleplay as a Bosmer.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:09 am

Stole the king's stash and rolled and smoked a doob...and got caught.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:38 am

for creating a ponzi scheme and getting rich with all the money the nobles of Tamriel put on your company

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:58 am

Burninating the countryside. :flamethrower: :homestar: