So, why are we in prison this time? #2 : V

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:25 am

Right....... The funniest suggestion wins a christmas gift

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:55 am

The funniest suggestion wins a christmas gift

Really!?! :drool: ......give me some time to think, I'll be back.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:25 am

i vote for permaban

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:53 am

we questioned why we were in jail last time, and the time before that

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:19 am

Making a sammich

or

Selling Skooma to a guard.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:41 am

Riding a cow on a rampage through the city while naked and drunk?

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:58 am

Breaking INTO the prison thinking it's the Castle's treasure room?

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:09 am

I'm gonna be honest I don't want to start in prison...How about we're on vacation and all hell breaks loose?

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:12 pm

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» Sat May 28, 2011 2:46 am

The prison is actually ya dream. Ya actually waking up in an inn.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:10 am

Thats a good start people.

Heres my contribution...........

People trafficking whilst being romantically involved with the individuals who resembled Martin Septim.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:23 am

Drunk and disorderly, possesion of weapon(battleaxe) with intent to kill guards (self defense) , and of course banging the local lords daughters(always a peasant pleaser) , horse theft(getaway horse), stealing the lords treasure(it was so shiny and it was laying there all cold just thought it would be warmer in my pocket than in that dusty old chest.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:24 am

We picked up a worthless grain of sand and were caught by the guards.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:50 am

well where should they put people who burn villages and kill all its inhabitants with fire spells and mutilate their corpses and then raise them as zombies then burn them again while they eat the living members of their families right in front of their loved ones who will then be impaled on spears to suffer for days on end with burning zombies devouring their feet until sweet death comes and releases them, also doing all this while laughing madly over a pile of charred children skulls!!

:3

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:22 pm

Pissing on people in public.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:57 am

Killing the Adoring Fan.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:34 am

Going around town saying " By Azura By Azura By Azura..."

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:33 pm

I already told you, arrested for being a (criminal) scum.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:51 am

Spreading rumours regarding activities of which you believe occur within the guards sleeping quarters.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:49 am

We're in prison because it pisses people off, and it's funny to watch them fall into abject and obvious denial that they are where they obviously are.

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:23 am

We were snatchin' people up.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm

Continuously having bowel movements in the public streets without paying the court a fee.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:20 am

because she said NO

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:59 pm

Leaking stuff the Empire's diplomats said.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:51 am

Whatever the player decides. My first character (A Dunmer Spell-Knight (custom class basically a modified battle-mage)) will be there for worship of the Daedra if the Synod are as fanatical as I think they are.