LOL TheLexicon!

Errrr not sure what you are asking here. I bought the whole house, furnishings, etc. Vanilla xbox first time play through. I haven't bought it since.

I kind of like having the housecarl watch you bang... I mean, "lovingly comfort", your wife, especially when it's lydia, I like to imagine it makes her feel uncomfortable but she has to grin and bear it. Feels very roman empire.

Gives the line "I am your sword and your shield" a perverse, awkward, odd, disturbing meaning. O.O

LOL Oh my.

She's always in my room staring at my bed, usually with vigilance, despite the fact she has her own room. She's just a pervert. I only play as redguard or orc which might have something to do with it, nord women yearn for more manly capable men.

OMGosh I just spit my coffee ...

It's not the NPC staring that weirds me out, it's the fact that when I'm standing behind an NPC their head will rotate to a near 90 degree angle. Leading me to conclude that spines in Tamriel are non-existant and the only reason anyone doesn't constantly wobble about like slugs is magic.

That or it takes place in the same universe as the Exorcist. In fact I'm 99% sure that on one dark night in the Falkreath forests my companion's head did a complete 180.

It think it was his eyes, he has a strange set of eyes. And the handlebar mustache doesn't help either.

He looks like the kind of guy that would be on "To Catch a Predator".

I have the tests results: you are a horrible person. That's what it says, a horrible person. And we're not even testing for that.

Them damn creepy housecarls...

*middle of talking sweetly to women*
*about to start kissing*
"Honour to you, my Thane*
*Dragonborn sits upright, quited shocked*
LYDIA! What in Oblivion are you doing?!"
"As my Thane, I am sworn to your service."
"Then get out!"
"*sigh* I am sworn to carry your burdens."
"You make no sense! GET OUT! FUS RO DAH!!!"
*Lydia gets thrown out of the room, and Dragonborn's wife goes deaf*

I guess so. The bunny could've had received a Nobel Prize. I'm not sure what for. Definitely not for being immune to exploding fireballs.

I killed Alduin 5 times. Not much of a god, if I can kill him.

Yeah Like Nazeem<3333333333

I always wake up with Serana standing in the bedroom staring at me even if she's not currently my active follower and simply has the house set as the place to return when dismissed even in player homes from mods. What the hell not a single other follower does this to me.

Blasphemy.

I'm sitting in your throne btw

<<<

It's really dark in there even with night eye

I thought that throne looked familiar... lol

At least there's a Falmer sitting on it.

So she likes to have either long-lasting or rough sessions

I can't understand the logic behind half the design decisions in this game.

The first time one of my characters got married it was Argis, Keri also owned Breezehome. Told Argis to laydown, Had the character facing the bed like she was getting ready to lay down ( I end my sessions alot by "sleeping") The way the camera angle was you could see Lydia sitting their eating and the other two.

My RL husband looked at the tv and said " What they allow 3 some's in this game?".... My answer was "No, she just likes to watch."

Walking into an Inn I get the same feeling as a new kid in high school......really creeped out.

The only time I don't find the head-turning creepy is when the person is wearing a mask. Which is probably why I like Teldryn Sero so much, his face is always covered.

It's really freaky when I'm still counted as "Hidden" with my godly LV100 Stealth, but they're looking right at me as they walk by.

The sweet roll is a lie.

What? I think I missed the point.

Just some Portal 2 references mixed with TES.

Nice necro of a 2 month old topic.

I don't understand either why the NPCs' "greeting range" was made so long. It was one of the first things that greatly annoyed me in the game and I fixed it with mods as soon as possible when the game was released.

No NPC Greetings

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/746

(I use Reduced Distance NPC Greetings version)