2. They shoot at Charon.
3. They want to kill 60% of the wasteland.
4. They're led by a computer that they don't like all that much... and no one has thought to pull the damn plug out.
5. They fail at life.
Colonel Autumn can svck my balls, tbh.
PS: This is ofc not an excuse for people to fight like naughty, naughty people. WE'RE NOT BEING SERIOUS BIZNIZ HERE.
PPS: As OP, I hereby give permission for you to spout whatever crap you like about how you want to lick Colonel Autumn and whatever else. (Read: I don't mind derailing, so long as it leads back eventually )