Why do the ordinators say "Were watching you scum" ? : III - Morrowind

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:35 pm

Which is I guess for me, why I cannot understand the whole Fargoth hate that I have seen both in forums and in mods(where you can kill his doppelganger indiscriminantly). When you are released from the prison, if you do the good thing and reunite him with his property, you get not only a "leg up" with Arille, but you get someone in that water-town that isn't treating you like the prison scum that well, we are.

Until a certain point, pretty much everyone is treating you like scum. The Ordinators I figured are in the pocket of Vivec, and you're not exactly in his good books when you're first released or even later, until...well later.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:07 am

I got all sad and buhuey when they didnt say that... Just cus I joined the temple...

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:40 pm

unless I bring up the Gateway Haunting.

Repeatedly, until they like you enough.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:12 pm

I can only imagine what they would say to Argonians...

"What do you want, Pond scum...scum."

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:02 am

I got all sad and buhuey when they didnt say that... Just cus I joined the temple...

If it makes you feel better to be called "Scum" by the guards, hang out in Saddrith Mora or some other Telvanni town and don't join Telvanni. I personally don't miss rudeness myself.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:07 pm

oh i love ordinators they are awesome guards and i really feel like they really love us outlanders......

WAHAHAHA i can't even keep a straight face when i say that anyhow i like ticking them off so that i can.... have a nice chat with them.... :shifty:
:flamethrower:

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:48 am

yea, they say scum, SCUM. oh what to do what to do. I KNOW, what i always do. raid their barracks, steal all that nice armor just sitting there all pretty pretty. then dress up, go kill fargoth just for being so whiny. drop some armor by him. and point the finger at them. (hey, that would make a good quest part of a mod. getting the imperial and temple guards at each others necks. hhhmmmmm.)

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:42 am

yea, they say scum, SCUM. oh what to do what to do. I KNOW, what i always do. raid their barracks, steal all that nice armor just sitting there all pretty pretty. then dress up, go kill fargoth just for being so whiny. drop some armor by him. and point the finger at them. (hey, that would make a good quest part of a mod. getting the imperial and temple guards at each others necks. hhhmmmmm.)

I'd rather not kill fargoth. Now that dratha i want to.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:49 am

This thread is like 9 months old haha..
Anyway, they say it because you are scum.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:25 pm

Dont ya hate it when you pass by someone you have never met before and you get the comment, "Inwah!". That just makes me mad, but the worst thing about it is, I have no idea what it means! :blink:

I'm pretty sure it's an insulting term that natives or morrowind use to describe outlanders.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:13 am

This is why I run around Vivec naked.
Still watching, boys? lol

Then if they look away I go back to robbing rich people and vandalizing the temple. Stupid false god scum.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:29 am

Because if your not a Morrowind born dunmer/dark elf your crap... that's about everyone in nirn....

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:33 am

Because if your not a Morrowind born dunmer/dark elf your crap... that's about everyone in nirn....

Yea.. but its true..

Cant beat:

a. red eyes
b. longevity
c. fine grasp on many combat styes
d. red ey.. oh ive said that
e. their noble notions of.. well Nobility
f. their Houses
g. their class-based society
h. the word N'Wah.

:celebration:

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:03 am

Yea.. but its true..

Cant beat:

a. red eyes
b. longevity
c. fine grasp on many combat styes
d. red ey.. oh ive said that
e. their noble notions of.. well Nobility
f. their Houses
g. their class-based society
h. the word N'Wah.

:celebration:

-...butt-ugly faces
-smoker voices
-possible smell of insect feces
-being so grumpy that nobody likes you either
-living in Vvardenfell with giant man-eating bugs, blight, and sand storms
-having false gods
-hated by most of the true gods
-usually diseased.

That being said, they are the manliest race in Tamriel. By far.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:38 am

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That being said, they are the manliest race in Tamriel. By far.

what about the nords

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:16 am

what about the nords

Hmm. Yes, they have balls even for a human race...you can see them flopping around when they run around naked in the freezing cold while swinging massive battleaxes.
So I stand corrected.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:57 am

This thread is like 9 months old haha..

Ya but its a good topic. Everyone has an opinion, lotsa funny quotes, and ordinators are real bad-a$$ in early levels of game.

Anyway, they say it because you are scum.

yup, we're watching you...

scum

ST

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:59 am

I :wub: all ordinators.
they are all the most badass guards in Tamriel. Come on, they are dressed in golden armor, have giant maces made of ebony, treat everyone like s**t, and generally act like bosses all the time.
I mean, they don't have to tell you to stay off the roads in Morrowind, unlike in some provinces, cus they know everyone around them is a badass loner, so they have to be even closer to Chuck Norris' power level (x>9000) than them.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:21 pm

I miss the ordinators. They all attack me now, so I never get to hear, "We're watching you . . . scum" You miss it after a while.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:21 pm

This thread is like 9 months old haha..

Don't mention that or the mods will close this thread in a minute. I find a lot of laughs here.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:59 am

I remember when I first made a superspell that could kill an entire city. The only time I used the console. Max damage and area for all elements, weakness to everything. First place I hit was vivec. It was Fun.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:53 am

Ordinators! :hugs: I love them! When they're mean, I mean. When they get all nice, it's just way too creepy to even begin to describe... And the High Ordinator armor is by far the coolest in the whole game.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:02 pm

Because you are an outlander or not in selected factions.

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:44 am

I prefer scum honestly... better than the groveling... I can't stand groveling...

» Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:40 pm

I once saw an Ordinator viciously attacking the outside wall of the canton. When I started a dialogue, he said "Are you responsible for this?" and continued hitting the wall. Another Ordinator came around the corner and joined him. I just left them to their business.