Why your guy is going to die : V

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:10 am

Well my guy is sentenced to death becuase of the merciless sluaghter of all argonians! on morrowind!. after they invaded my homeland i got a sword and rammed it through the disgusting lizards hearts.
the last argonian in the lands last words where"please no, we are just lowely slaves and deserve to be spit opon"! so after spitting all over its scaly face i decapitated it and put its head on a pole in blackmarsh for all to see..you dont MESS with the dunmer!..

Argonian lovers feel free to run now! and post a heated comment insulting dunmer as well, you know i love those!

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:00 am

Well my guy is sentenced to death becuase of the merciless sluaghter of all argonians! on morrowind!. after they invaded my homeland i got a sword and rammed it through the disgusting lizards hearts.
the last argonian in the lands last words where"please no, we are just lowely slaves and deserve to be spit opon"! so after spitting all over its scaly face i decapitated it and put its head on a pole in blackmarsh for all to see..you dont MESS with the dunmer!..

Argonian lovers feel free to run now! and post a heated comment insulting dunmer as well, you know i love those!

Misleading title is misleading.
Your psychotic dreaming ≠ TES Lore.

Edit: Want to know how 'Strikethrough' looks on an equals sign. =
Edit: Huh...

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:02 am

:rofl:

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:52 am

I thought that your character was sentenced to death because he/she sneaked past the border. Although that might just be me imagining things.

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:25 pm

I once killed a man with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

(it was an Op dragon shout so they sent me to jail and removed it from the game.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:25 pm

Did you take you're pills?

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:06 am

Every character is going to be executed because they crossed the Skyrim border.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:53 am

Misleading title is misleading.
Your psychotic dreaming ≠ TES Lore.

Edit: Want to know how 'Strikethrough' looks on an equals sign. =
Edit: Huh...

There is no lore on why your character is being executed. You decide that.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:28 am

I stole a fish from a street merchant.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:46 am

There is no lore on why your character is being executed. You decide that.

Edit: forgot to type my message O_o

Really? There's no story at all?

That svcks.

Edit: I thought I'd heard something about the border too.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:48 am

My character had six with the King of Skyrims daughters on the corpse of god.

They didn't take to kindly to it.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:35 am

Every character is going to be executed because they crossed the Skyrim border.

no that's not true. B)

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:01 pm

no that's not true. B)

Source?
If you can.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:49 am

No, the REAL way your guy is going to die...

Your dunmer entered blackmarsh and gets a common cold from the swamps and dies within 5 minutes

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:40 am

no that's not true. B)

It was either Todd or Pete who said i can't remember what interview though.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:39 am

I launched a spear whit my crossbow to an imperial guard while i was levitating on a dragon. :evil:

Oh, wait.... :lmao:

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:13 am

Dear Bishop has been sentenced to death for slaughtering Nord male after Nord male in his never ending quest to destroy the race. Bishop is a Redguard just so you guys know.

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:29 pm

Source?
If you can.

"We don't really wanna say why you're in prison. We want you to sorta make up your own backstory" - http://youtu.be/7jDn-K-Bmhk?t=6m31s

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:35 am

My character was caught trying to smuggle the entirety of Cyrodil across the border. He was then planning and picking up all of Skyrim, crossing the border again, and depositing Skyrim where Cyrodil was. Why? Just because.

Or it may have been that I was arrested for taking massive amounts of skooma.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:00 am

My future dunmer vampire is in prison for murdering countless citizens in order to soul trap their souls within black soul gems in order to become inexplicably powerful.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:51 am

OK, I love the Dunmer and aren′t to fond of Argonians, but thats a little...pshycotic, mine will be a POW for fighting on the "wrong" side (he/she is a mercenary and no, im just a bit torn between male or female).

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:09 am

"We don't really wanna say why you're in prison. We want you to sorta make up your own backstory" - http://youtu.be/7jDn-K-Bmhk?t=6m31s

Thanks

Rather disappointing in my opinion, If I wanted to make up my own story I'd be making my own game.

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:09 am

Get drunk and drop my laptop

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:45 am

"I'm innocent"

» Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:47 am

My character had six with the King of Skyrims daughters on the corpse of god.

They didn't take to kindly to it.

you, sir, need to stop stealing from Zero Punctuation :teehee:

as for me, I stole every spoon in every city in cyrodiil