Am I wierd? : IV - Oblivion

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:23 pm

You know, OP, I'd really like a screenshot of your Anvil Bay. I'm assuming that's the point: to see a huge amount of books floating in the water?

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:06 pm

Is this so that slaughterfish can read bedtime stories to their offspring, at night? Or are you hoping to accelerate "evolution"?

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:49 pm

I guess you learned that from Otumeel: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you! It is so great! I sneak into people's houses, take things off their tables and shelves, and put them into barrels! Hahaha! Isn't that rich? They think the things are stolen, but no! They are right there! They just don't know!"

He's kind of weird too, I think. But I might want to try that with a character sometime.

putting things in barrels is like putting them in a black hole so it's kinda evil actually :c)

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:36 pm

Hes trying to teach the mudcrabs about the world above, he will become king of the mudcrabs by bringing a new age of learning.

He will reign supreme.

:lmao:

You have clearly misunderstood the meaning of "Soaking up knowledge."

:rofl:

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Why stop at books? Why not mix it up, throw in some plates and silverware, and lettuces.

Dont forget the yarn and soul gems, sheogorath shall be pleased or angered.

Be funny to see a script of everything of one item were piut into a single spot and then all NPCs would have a massive NPC migration to reclaim whatever that had been tooken from them lol.

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:59 pm

Are you trying to spread literature to the Iliac Bay?

:whisper: The Iliac Bay is the body of water between High Rock and Hammerfell. :whisper:

I guess you learned that from Otumeel: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you! It is so great! I sneak into people's houses, take things off their tables and shelves, and put them into barrels! Hahaha! Isn't that rich? They think the things are stolen, but no! They are right there! They just don't know!"

He's kind of weird too, I think. But I might want to try that with a character sometime.

Heh, never spoke to that Otumeel. What I do when I break into people's house is that anything I don't steal (Basicly anything at 0 value), I start throwing them around the house. If I'm in the room where the owner is sleeping, I'll take whatever I can get and put the items on his bed while he's still asleep. It's kind of funny to imagine somebody waking up in a bed filled with jars, knives and flower pots.

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:41 pm

:whisper: The Iliac Bay is the body of water between High Rock and Hammerfell. :whisper:

Heh, never spoke to that Otumeel. What I do when I break into people's house is that anything I don't steal (Basicly anything at 0 value), I start throwing them around the house. If I'm in the room where the owner is sleeping, I'll take whatever I can get and put the items on his bed while he's still asleep. It's kind of funny to imagine somebody waking up in a bed filled with jars, knives and flower pots.

Thats a good RP idea, throw the clutter around the house to look like someone has gotten robbed while you were looking for their valuables.

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:42 am

Yeah uh, I'd consider that pretty weird. :blink:
But, what's the point of doing it? Did you just feel like telling us about this creepy habit of yours?

» Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:05 pm

To the OP, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. Seek help!

Of course, my ultimate dream is to one day fill the entire valley of Cyrodill with watermelons, so.... :laugh: