wild, unfounded speculation actually turns out to be true : V - Skyrim

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:36 am

boooo, that is not available in my country

You're not missing out, it was just Rick Astley signing "Never gonna give you up"

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:37 am

Justin Bieber will voice ALL the NPCs.

Maybe he could do the Adoring Fan.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:02 pm

There's a cliff racer merchant with 100,000 gold flying around high up above the coast of Skyrim, and you can make tons of money if you sell him stuff... BUT YOU CAN'T EVER LEVITATE UP TO MEET HIM!!! MWAHAHA!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:10 pm

Alright, I'll play... They will secret away a suit of power armor in their Fantasy RPG (just like Interplay & BioWare did).

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:58 pm

ANOTHER necrophilic dark elf to avoid

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:07 pm

In the course of the main quest, at some point, you have to kill Esbern, your mentor, in order to win a situation.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:54 pm

The game comes with a microphone and you have to sing dragons shouts karaoke style.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:59 pm

All the guards shout die criminal scum at you as your character is being taken to be executed in the opening cinematic ending the game in 10 short minutes. :thumbsup:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:40 pm

Archers can use cover system similar to Gears Of War.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:36 pm

Alduin is actually Barney.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:45 pm

There will be either werewolves or vampires and you can turn into one or the other but not both

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:27 pm

The last Dragon you have to kill is actually a friendly one, whom imparts some wise words before huffing out its chest and telling you to kill him with an axe. After which the camera pans in cinematic style to show the constellations overhead, one of which now shines brighter than ever. :trophy:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:20 pm

Torches can't light oil on Fire....

UNLESS YOUR COVERED IN IT :flamethrower:

*rubs hands together*

Oh, and Skyrim WILL be using the Kinect and the Move. You better catch the Executioner's Axe before it drops or you know...[censored] goes down.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:43 pm

Alduin is actually Barney.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HllxjDYGemU

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:15 am

There will be either werewolves or vampires and you can turn into one or the other but not both

The vampires will sparkle and the werewolves will just be big dogs that change at will.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:54 pm

Horses don't appear in game yet horse armor is released as DLC anyway.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:39 pm

There will be a reference to Dio in the game.
You come across Silver Mountain and embark into a Warrior-Bard's deep tomb to find his "Lute".

Punning the word with loot is on purpose.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:29 pm

"Cap'n's Guide to the Fishy Stick" Will make an appearance.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:43 am

There will be a friendly skeleton npc you can talk to about how he always gets attacked on sight

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:39 pm

There will be 11 races, 11 attributes and 11 major skills

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:57 pm

If you hatch a dragon egg, you can get a dragonling pet.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:14 pm

There will be a reference to Dio in the game.
You come across Silver Mountain and embark into a Warrior-Bard's deep tomb to find his "Lute".

Punning the word with loot is on purpose.

That would be epic! :thumbsup:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:10 pm

psychic guards

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:23 pm

There will be some form of time-traveling involved in the main quest plot line.
There will be occasional skirmishes in which you might partaking in between the warring holds. AND you can recruit the militias yourself if you're high enough in ranks.
Some form of Mark+Recall/teleport spell will return, though it's casting time would be long, so you can't simply forfeit an encounter with it.
Esbern is a big fat liar.
You'll finally see the last descendant(s) of the Falmer bloodline, but it will be in a rather disheartening state.
The next installment would be TES VI: PSJJJ.

I'm sure I had more in mind before but I just can't seem to remember any at the moment.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:33 am

There's going to be a food place that specializes in selling fishy sticks. Fishy sticks for everyone!