Will all characters have the same underwear?

Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:44 am

What you all don't realize, is that actually all player controlled characters, on all versions of the game share the same set of undergarments. That is why they are always brown. No time for washing, killin baddies.

The underwear from oblivion PC's actually became self-aware. He named himself Bob, and has a family and now lives in a nice 2 story house outside of Boston.
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Ash
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:19 am

Sure, I'll have Narved Chillvein retiring to bed, taking his armour off and sleeping in some bright pink boxers with cute little bunnies on them ;)
Wasn't there the same discussion when New Vegas wasn't out yet? :P
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:51 am

The thing about olden times is that they tended to not have designer underwear.


Designer underwear marks the start of civilization.

So tomorrow morning, some of the devs are going to get up, make coffee, and, still yawning, open the forum to see what's new. Of course, they'll read these threads - I mean, really, who wouldn't - they're soooo freakin' interesting.

And for the rest of the day they'll wonder WTF happened to their fan base.

~ Dani ~ :)


As stated priviosly, THIS. So much THIS !
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:22 am

And what kind of underwear should each race have?

The Khajiit and Argonians would have to have garments that account for their tails.

The tail extends from the spine so I'd imagine they'd have some kind of tie or button to fasten around the top of the tail. For the Khajiit at least I can't imagine pushing a tail backwards against the flow of the fur through a hole would be very comfortable, though I guess since it's underwear anyway the hole could be sufficiently large since clothes are worn over underwear anyway. For the Argonians their tails are so thick they'd need some kind of fastener to keep the back sealed up well.

This extends to their normal garments too. Some kind of belt-buckle like flap or button could account for tails in normal garments. I highly, highly doubt Bethesda is going that far to make the clothes realistic though. There will likely be the standard "the tail just goes right through the cloths" design, implying some kind of tight fit design for the clothes without getting into the details.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:58 am

So this is what 14-year olds think about when a new RPG comes out? :facepalm:

Skyrim = Custom Undies. Yes. Hot pants for everyone.


Not all 14-year olds, mind you - not all of us get off to staring at naked virtual buns. That said, I'm sure there are plenty of lecherous people out there who will dive to get their hands on nvde mods. :3
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:42 am

I don't really care? What the hell is this thread... (And why am I even posting, obviously)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:37 am

We should all realise that our values of 'decency' are completely relative. Maybe Burkas all round to preserve our fragile morality ... (is that a popular option?)

There's nothing perverse, lecherous, or bisixual (lol) about the naked body. It's natural...

Anyway, I often loot everything a bandit owns and it can get annoying that they all wear the same underwear!
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Kate Murrell
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:07 am

Daedric underpants ftw.

Just don`t go around trying to kick people in the crotch :blink:
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:36 am

I don't really care? What the hell is this thread... (And why am I even posting, obviously)

Your bored and obviously have some sort of motive to be posting on this Thread.
I bet you we get the same dirty loin cloths and Oversized Diapers they cant be going around and making people naked that would pose a bad image
Would be neat if there is a Victoria Secret Chain in Skyrim? :facepalm:
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Jade
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:08 pm

What if you could enchant your custom underwear? :rofl:

Obviously I'd have to enchant my pants with 'pack mule' :P (giggity)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:46 am

So this is what 14-year olds think about when a new RPG comes out? :facepalm:

Skyrim = Custom Undies. Yes. Hot pants for everyone.


chill winston, you're probably no better!

But on topic: I'd like custom underwear from each of the race's backgrounds
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Natalie Harvey
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:15 pm

does it really matter, if you like staring at a naked character so much then just wait 12sec after skyrim comes out and there should be a naked mod


Of course it matters! Come to think of it, I'd love it if character creation gave a couple underwear choices. I don't want my character to be naked, but I would prefer her to be stylish--and standard issue burlap doesn't cut it.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:37 am

I was a big fan of the Khajiit suit in Morrowind.
But if Daggerfall could show it, why not Skyrim.

Hey, It's an M rated game. No guts no free publicity right? :foodndrink:

I know Bethesda is REALLY scared of the whole skin showing thing. But come on. It's time.
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Jessica Colville
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:58 am

I occasionally leave the house in my underwear but I won't be loaning them to anyone. :P

:tes:
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:19 pm

I just hope that someone who wears almost nothing on his upper body, i.e. just a few straps of metal or whatever, wont suddenly wear a shirt when I take his armor of.
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:47 pm

Hmm...

Is there any interest in underwear?

Well there is a reason that Victoria's Secret is still in business.

And do you know what I think?

I think most of their customers are not 14 year old boys.
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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:03 am

I want to play as an orc in a borat mankini!
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:51 am

I plan to mod my character up some granny panties.
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:57 am

Your skyrim character. Every little boys dream.

http://www.myspacelayz.com/import/graphics/body-builders/arnold_schwarzenegger_002.jpg


http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/killbill/kill_bill_36.jpg. Even little girls dream.

http://www.cinemawallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/The-Girl-With-the-Dragon-Tattoo-black-wallpaper.jpg

~ Dani ~ :)
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:42 am

I'm thinking chastity belts...
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Michael Korkia
 
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Post » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:52 am

Rest assured that there will be perks available at every fifth level to upgrade your character's underwear. Begin thy quest with but a lowly loincloth and strive to brandish your Morrowind leopardskin briefs proudly into battle!
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Maria Leon
 
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Post » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:49 pm

Whiterun Victoria Secret Chain in Skyrim? :shrug:
worth a try.
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