If ____ will happen in the next TES game you'll _____. : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu May 03, 2012 11:32 pm

If the next TES has no game breaking faults at release I'll eat my own feet. :biggrin:

Well your feet will be safe then Lol.

Edit: What I mean is that there are Always bugs at release , maybe even major ones.

» Fri May 04, 2012 10:38 am

If there is even a hint of guns, I will sh** myself with anger.

» Thu May 03, 2012 10:41 pm

If there is even a hint of guns, I will sh** myself with anger.

As I said in the beginning.
"If the industry revolution will come in the next TES game I'll burn all my Tamriel maps and will destroy all the games."
Pretty much the same as guns IMO.

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:13 am

If the forums are uninhabitable due to constant complaining some minor thing (ie, the usual) I'll stop visiting. Again.

» Thu May 03, 2012 9:28 pm

If the forums are uninhabitable due to constant complaining some minor thing (ie, the usual) I'll stop visiting. Again.

Your sig.

» Thu May 03, 2012 10:09 pm

If the next TES includes toggling on/off of every marker on the HUD for all platforms then I'll eat a hat. It would be a so good move in the right direction of not forcing hand-holding features to everyone.

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:28 am

If the next TES doesn′t become more similiar to OB or MW, I′ll trash it.

Completely agree.

» Fri May 04, 2012 12:45 pm

If the next TES involves deserts/badlands, sub-tropical forests, cat people and the moons, I'll actually be glad that wasn't Skyrim dlc.

» Fri May 04, 2012 12:58 pm

If the next TES causualize even more, then I wont buy it.

» Fri May 04, 2012 10:53 am

I got a new one !
If TES VI will include DirectX 11 support I won't buy it , simply because my PC will explode ( I got GTX560Ti ).

» Thu May 03, 2012 8:43 pm

If the "fans" of the series are as obnoxious, self-entitled, and ungrateful as they were for Skyrim for the next TES game, I will not take part in the community during the hype.

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:21 am

If the "fans" of the series are as obnoxious, self-entitled, and ungrateful as they were for Skyrim for the next TES game, I will not take part in the community during the hype.

You really have a point here..

By the way your mod is really nice , I think I'll download it.

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:46 am

If the "fans" of the series are as obnoxious, self-entitled, and ungrateful as they were for Skyrim for the next TES game, I will not take part in the community during the hype.

I can't even parody it. I lack the skill. I could repeat some of the pre-Oblivion and pre-Skyrim "this game svcks and is too easy and casual I know even though I've not played it and only seen a total half hour of footage!" verbatim and people would think I made it up.

Fact is, I'm not sure how I can answer this in a witty way. If TESVI is in Alinor, I hope we finally see a sunbird in actual gameplay? If TESVI is in Hammerfell, I hope we can make nuclear explosions with our swords and have magic lightsabers? Basically, I just hope the lore is used for the plot and expanded, like Morrowind did with Vvardenfell and Skyrim did with the thu'um.

» Fri May 04, 2012 10:31 am

If TESVI takes place in Hammerfell or Highrock I will sit cross-legged on the floor and set my hair on fire.

... and/or fly up to Maryland, locate BGS, stalk ToddH for a few days, and when he's least suspecting it catch him in a dark alleyway and unleash my "Rain-Of-Sand" martial arts skills on him.

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:23 am

If attributes and other 'old-style' RPG mechanics return in the next TES game I will not buy it.
RPGs have moved on, I don't think there's any place for old mechanics in new games.

...you can't be serious, I'm just at a loss for words.

If the next elder scrolls devolves into more of an action game (ala mass effect 3) then I'll buy it,play it for some time and shelve it with other games I no longer play

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:47 am

If Landfall will happen in the next TES game I'll bake Bethesda a scarab-shaped cake.

» Fri May 04, 2012 6:24 am

If the "fans" of the series are as obnoxious, self-entitled, and ungrateful as they were for Skyrim for the next TES game, I will not take part in the community during the hype.

Velorien, I simply must add that to my sig. Your words are so true.

» Thu May 03, 2012 11:01 pm

If The elder scrolls games continue to be mediocre I will not be getting anymore of them and will stick with fallout series.

» Thu May 03, 2012 9:15 pm

If the next TES game disappoints me, I will [censored] on these forums about it.

» Fri May 04, 2012 6:41 am

If the next game becomes more like Morrowind, and takes place in Elsweyr, I will break into Bethesda's studios to get the game early.

» Fri May 04, 2012 9:39 am

If the next game becomes more like Morrowind, and takes place in Elsweyr, I will break into Bethesda's studios to get the game early.

Good luck then !
I hope... Everyone of us does.

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:37 am

If the next Elder Scrolls game is not in Hammerfell, I... will be very sad. But still spend money on it to the tune of $60.

» Thu May 03, 2012 9:46 pm

If the next TES doesn't have a collector's edition more like Oblivion's (pocket guide to empire, coin and a fairly decent price) and less like Skyrim's (big plastic toy and insanely huge price) then I won't buy...

...3 of them I'll just buy 2!!!!

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:12 am

If the next Elder Scrolls game is not in Hammerfell, I... will be very sad. But still spend money on it to the tune of $60.

It will probably be up to $70 by then.

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:03 am

If attributes and other 'old-style' RPG mechanics return in the next TES game I will not buy it.
RPGs have moved on, I don't think there's any place for old mechanics in new games.

I attributes and other "old-style RPG mechanics" return in the next TES game, not only will I buy it, I'll buy a second copy of it. :dance:

So there.