Creepers be creepin. Lurkers be lurkin.
Papers be ...
quoi.
I like the idea of equipping partners in Skyrim. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Tribunal:Calvus_Horatius in
TES3 who would hold all your stuff for you; I had my own favorite weapons, so I gave him all potions and god-artifacts I didn't bother to use. I'm pretty sure I created a monster that way